New Forum Layout? or am i halluciminating?

**Biff** · 27th September 2005, 19:03

Dear Mr Spank,
Firstly may I thank both you and your cohorts, with the sincerest amount of gratitude, for the enourmous amount of work that you put into this site. Without your first rate work I would never have had the opportunity of talking crap, laughing, sulking, moaning, bitching, perving or knowing that the monosyllabe "arse" should be spelt (and spoken?) as such, and should not be confused with the word "ass", which is what those of Anglo Saxon descent should, apparently, only be used when describing an equine assus - a donkey. Unless you're American.

Anhyoo - what's up with the new forum format? Kinda takes a little something away from the culture of this great site IMO. It makes it more difficult to flow through the threads and pick up the little conversations and bitching between fellow members.

Or has Ms Biff been on here again and fucked (gotta love those Anglo Saxon monosyllables eh?) up my control panel...again?

Apologies if I'm talking Arse

Sincerely yours

The Biffmeister

**Sniper** · 27th September 2005, 19:23

I have the same as always Mr Biff sir. Maybe Mrs Biff has been toying?

EDIT: Unless you have graciously been upgraded to Mod status.

**Biff** · 27th September 2005, 23:39

Hmmmm - everything appears ok now. Weird.

Sorry Mods/Spank - please delete this thread.

Ta

**scumdog** · 27th September 2005, 23:42

Originally Posted by Biff

Anhyoo - what's up with the new forum format? Kinda takes a little something away from the culture of this great site IMO. It makes it more difficult to flow through the threads and pick up the little conversations and bitching between fellow members.

Or has Ms Biff been on here again and fucked (gotta love those Anglo Saxon monosyllables eh?) up my control panel...again?

Apologies if I'm talking Arse

Sincerely yours

The Biffmeister

Yeah, you're talking arse -again!!

**mstriumph** · 28th September 2005, 00:16

no! no! NEVER take the red pill and the blue pill TOGETHER ......

**Sniper** · 28th September 2005, 08:03

I am vvery confused about what the red and blue pill have to do with Kiwibikers????

**mstriumph** · 28th September 2005, 15:22

... i'm just very confused

**yungatart** · 28th September 2005, 15:26

Look in the yellow pages... should find an optician there..

**Zed** · 28th September 2005, 15:29

Originally Posted by Sniper

I am vvery confused about what the red and blue pill have to do with Kiwibikers????

Well what supposedly has happened is that when Morpheus held out his hands with the pills, Biff grabbed them both and madly swallowed them WITHOUT WATER, which immediately plunged him into the Matrix for 30 mins where he was experiencing weird and wonderful changes to KB, then he suddenly woke up in his bedroom this morning and the only thing that he remembers was starting this dumb thread!! *Spooky*

**BNZ** · 29th September 2005, 12:44

Originally Posted by Sniper

I am vvery confused about what the red and blue pill have to do with Kiwibikers????

That is because you have not met morpheous yet

**Sniper** · 30th September 2005, 09:27

Originally Posted by BNZ

That is because you have not met morpheous yet

I know his mum though.

**Biff** · 30th September 2005, 11:52

Piss off munters. I wasn't halluciminating on pills, or in need of corrective surgery on my light bulbs, Ms Biff forked about with my settings. She's good like that.

I am not mad.

Oooooooo - butterflies.