Caption this, mofo!

**Madness** · 5th February 2016, 19:17

Originally Posted by sidecar bob

Homely blonde mom aligns herself to better view flying cock.

The older one in the white jacket seems to have nerves of steel.

**sidecar bob** · 5th February 2016, 19:24

Originally Posted by Madness

The older one in the white jacket seems to have nerves of steel.

That's only because she never seen a cock before.

**Madness** · 5th February 2016, 19:26

Originally Posted by sidecar bob

That's only because she never seen a cock before.

She's standing right next to two massive ones though. You on the pot again, Bob?

**Oakie** · 5th February 2016, 19:29

There's some irony in a (presumably staunchly) Maori woman relying on a very white dildo for her jollies - unless she went out and bought it specially for the purpose and still has 'Ten Inch Tane' at home in her flax bedside cabinet.

**Madness** · 5th February 2016, 19:31

It was the perfect match for Joyce's shirt. Or was his shirt the perfect match for an eight inch rubber penis?

**Madness** · 5th February 2016, 19:47

http://i.giphy.com/l0KPwKy4vPbLmriEw.gif

**unstuck** · 5th February 2016, 19:55

Madnesses fantasy.

**caspernz** · 5th February 2016, 20:08

Originally Posted by unstuck

Madnesses fantasy.

Yup, the mild fixation is showing

**puddytat** · 5th February 2016, 20:17

Steven Joyce finally gets the international recognition he craves. He will always be remembered as a dick head....

Im sure its gone global

**Laava** · 5th February 2016, 21:04

Reporter has quick one off the wrist in front of visiting dignitaries.

**BuzzardNZ** · 5th February 2016, 21:08

Originally Posted by unstuck

Madnesses fantasy.

Or this c0ck sucker ... http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...th-nuts-wanted!

**Swoop** · 5th February 2016, 21:13

Originally Posted by Oakie

There's some irony in a (presumably staunchly) Maori woman relying on a very white dildo for her jollies...

Quite true. How has a white dildo been mistakenly been made to that size?

"miss represented in the media" has come right to the point today. "Dahrlink",