Liars
There was an Earthquake at the Christian Brothers monastery was leveled and 50 of the brothers died. They all found themselves outside the Pearly Gates awaiting St Peters verdict.
"Right you lot, lets have a go at the entry test. How many of you have had your way or touch a small boy at any time?"
49 hands shot up.
"Ok, all you with your hands up can go to hell. And take that deaf bastard with you"
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
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