The American (USA) 2016 presidential elections thread?

**yokel** · 31st October 2016, 17:29

Originally Posted by pritch

Interesting to note after all those Trump rants about voter fraud; voter fraud which, by the way, has been virtually non-existent. A voter has been caught voting twice - for Trump!

It sure is funny seeing which 'news' stories the mushroom farm media chooses to shower the peps with.

**Voltaire** · 31st October 2016, 17:53

Speaking of mushrooms....

**YellowDog** · 31st October 2016, 17:59

This is quite controversial for American voters:

http://abcnews.com.co/obama-executiv...ce-in-schools/

**Hemi Makutu** · 31st October 2016, 18:10

"Land of the Free" indeed..

& of course Trump, responds by expressing his faux Xian outrage.. "This is an Xian nation"..
..thereby trumpeting his ignorance of the essential constitutional 'separation of church & state' doctrine..

**YellowDog** · 31st October 2016, 19:18

So let's screw right and wrong. Crooked & dishonest, and all the nonsense.

We want Clinton to win aye ?

Surely she's our best bet for continuance of good relations and not being totally shut out ?

Why should we care about anything else ?

**Ocean1** · 31st October 2016, 19:18

Originally Posted by YellowDog

This is quite controversial for American voters:

http://abcnews.com.co/obama-executiv...ce-in-schools/

"Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin, a mascot for a Christian organization that travels around the country educating children about the dangers and consequences of masturbation, told ABC News he believes in what Utah is doing. “It is important that children become the unique individuals that this country wants them to be. Conforming into the perfect little human beings that God intended them to be has always been the American way. It is important to remember that our Lord and Savior loves each and every one of us, unless we masturbate, then we’ll burn in Hell for eternity.”

“This is a story about President Obama banning the Pledge of Allegiance in our schools.” Bradley said. “I just want to say a big thanks to every God-fearing, Patriotic American that has supported our cause that gives brand new socks to the homeless.

David Mikkelson, founder of Snopes.com, a website known for its biased opinions and inaccurate aricles they write about stories on the internet in order to generate advertising revenue, told ABC News that he approves of what a story like this is accomplishing. “You have to understand that when a story like this goes viral, and we spend a minute or two debunking it, we make lots of money. Stories like this have helped put my children through college, buy a new car, a home and even get the sex reassignment surgery my wife Barbara always wanted since she was a little boy,”

What?

I mean, WHAT???

**Hemi Makutu** · 31st October 2016, 19:23

It hasn't lately, well not since Ronnie Reagan picked up a slug that left him basically 'brain dead' - if not actually killed..

I am a bit impressed that the usually dubious competence of the US presidential SS hasn't got Obama plugged - well, so far anyhow..

( & which makes me think the maybe/couldabeen/dunno if, Clinton email crap from the FBI, isn't a 'false-flag' shock-horror ploy too)..

**Woodman** · 31st October 2016, 19:28

Originally Posted by Ocean1

What?

I mean, WHAT???

Well its easy for a dolphin to say don't wank, they don't have fucking hands.

**Hemi Makutu** · 31st October 2016, 19:34

Originally Posted by Woodman

Well its easy for a dolphin to say don't wank, they don't have fucking hands.

Hands don't have to ah, come into it.. at all, check with your missus.. next time the remote batteries go west..

**oldrider** · 31st October 2016, 19:34

Unbelievable! - Really just waiting to see how this whole act pans out in the end!

It will have nothing to do with the direction that the USA follows - that is already set in concrete by the real governing body!

**Woodman** · 31st October 2016, 21:06

Originally Posted by Hemi Makutu

Hands don't have to ah, come into it.. at all, check with your missus.. next time the remote batteries go west..

okay, you are the expert.

**Hemi Makutu** · 31st October 2016, 22:24

Originally Posted by Woodman

okay, you are the expert.

Just 'cause she don't spurt with you, don't mean her blow hole don't work..
- as most every mammal - with a bit of sexual awareness, knows - already..L.O.L...