Work this shit out

**98tls** · 12th March 2016, 19:43

Got myself in a spot of bother today and all things considered cant for the life of me work out why

Day kicked off with a few household duties whilst the Mrs had a sleep in (her birthday yesterday) and plan was to take her out for lunch/shopping blah blah blah.Long story short we set off and upon reaching the desired one way street (old part of town in Ommers) i head down it to turn the first right hand corner to find a bloody great dump truck parked up blocking the whole street...bloke driving it had just got out and said "sorry mate will be about 5 minutes etc " so had room to back up and go back up the one way street to find 2 blokes walking down it i stop wave them to cross and one of em walks up to my window and says "its a one way road" in an arrogant enough tone to make me a little pissed so reply "re the truck round the corner" only to get a gob full back so i stop get outta the car and attempt to explain again why the fuck (yep still angry" i am doing what i am doing

next thing this guys boyfriends in my face so i give the bloke a tap on the chin and he falls over,by this stage its a fucking public display,embarrassing beyond belief and am thinking fuck this so get back in the car just in time for the law to turn up

So despite numerous written statements from those that were there laying out the facts ie the boyfriend got all hands on i find myself heading to court

Copper told me he was simply doing his job but bugger me this is really fucked up,could possibly understand if i was a young fella but jesus H at my age

Cop didnt want a bar of any explanation seemed it was all about the knock on the chin no matter what caused it to happen

Cant imagine anyone reading this would have done any different ie a guy runs up into your face grabs you round your shirt collar yelling so hard his disgusting spit is hitting your face.

**Grumph** · 12th March 2016, 19:59

Showed this to my daughter who reports that she expects to see someone reversing the wrong way up any one way street in Oamaru.....

I've told her to stay in the car and don't get involved.

Best of luck in court.

**Kickaha** · 12th March 2016, 20:03

Originally Posted by 98tls

i find myself heading to court

Filthy fucking criminal I hope they throw the book at you

**98tls** · 12th March 2016, 20:07

Originally Posted by Grumph

Showed this to my daughter who reports that she expects to see someone reversing the wrong way up any one way street in Oamaru.....

I've told her to stay in the car and don't get involved.

Best of luck in court.

lol.Still pissed off but yep that made me laugh.

**Voltaire** · 12th March 2016, 20:15

Copper told me he was simply doing his job

This is the line you have to watch.... Says one thing writes another.

**98tls** · 12th March 2016, 20:16

Originally Posted by Kickaha

Filthy fucking criminal I hope they throw the book at you

Normally that to would be funny but fuck...thing is this is a perfect example of a world gone mad with pc bullshit,if i had known the outcome i would have given the cunt a couple more so as to make him think before getting all hands on with people.Bloody annoying.Mind you ive heard of people being charged with assault for giving a burgler a hiding so in hindsight shouldnt be surprised,fwiw my Mrs who is one of lifes "nice people" is somewhat pissed off re the outcome as like she said to the copper "what was he supposed to do when that guy grabbed him" etc etc

**Madness** · 12th March 2016, 20:21

A little bit of bit of spit in the face is as good as assualt, innit? Case dismissed.

**pritch** · 12th March 2016, 20:24

Get a good lawyer and make sure the court gets your side of the story. It's going to cost, but it could cost more if you don't.

For all you know the cop is a mate of the other guy(s).

**nodrog:Me** · 12th March 2016, 20:33

If you had bashed the cop too you wouldn't be in this predicament, ya softcock.

**98tls** · 12th March 2016, 20:37

Originally Posted by pritch

Get a good lawyer and make sure the court gets your side of the story. It's going to cost, but it could cost more if you don't.

For all you know the cop is a mate of the other guy(s).

Rock n hard place mate,no offence to those that like a cock in there arse but these two blokes were a couple which generally i could give a shit about but bugger me (turn of phrase) this lunatic was putting on a display...seriously i was embarrassed for him.The mrs got a few numbers etc so will make a few calls...lawyer

only if i have to.

**98tls** · 12th March 2016, 20:41

Originally Posted by Madness

A little bit of bit of spit in the face is as good as assualt, innit? Case dismissed.

Way i saw it but in hindsight no proof etc.There was a day when you could have stood up in court and explained that but there long gone i reckon.

**Berries** · 12th March 2016, 20:58

Originally Posted by Grumph

Showed this to my daughter who reports that she expects to see someone reversing the wrong way up any one way street in Oamaru....

Driving the wrong way on a one way street is against the rules, reversing isn't. How would you parallel park? I would have the told the bloke he was talking out of his arse, but I probably wouldn't have chinned him. These Steam Punks are normally well armoured.

Talking of one way traffic, interesting looking at Google street view-

**TheDemonLord** · 12th March 2016, 21:07

I'm all for self defence, even overwhelming force - but if you swung first....

**Big Dog** · 12th March 2016, 21:28

So you're saying this'll be in the papers tomorrow as "sexinagerian gay basher due in court after backing out of back alley"?

Dude that sucks. I can't say I would behave any differently, sadly the rules of engagement no longer support such.

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