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  1. 22nd September 2005, 16:53 #1
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    Brazilian

    A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper. The headline
    blared, "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed." She shook her head at the sad
    news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked,

    "How many is a Brazilian?"
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    Thats a new one to me. Kudos, hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMedic
    Here I was hoping to see some shaved muff
    you dont see much of it eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by John
    you dont see much of it eh?
    He's married so he has more chance of seeing that we do
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    Quote Originally Posted by RiderInBlack
    He's married so he has more chance of seeing that we do
    Eh??

    He has less chance.

    Some people just don't get how being married works. It's about deprivation and punishment.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?


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    Thats why I don't want to get married................. ever!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMedic
    Here I was hoping to see some shaved muff
    geez guys a Brazilian is a wax job not shaved, i hate stubble...
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    You want pictures, eh? Go here for pics of brazilians. There's guys in the pictures, too but don't let that put you off http://amazonas-mc.sites.uol.com.br/index.htm
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    LMAO Thought It would get more views with Brazillian rather than a Blond Joke title!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2
    Eh??

    He has less chance.

    Some people just don't get how being married works. It's about deprivation and punishment.
    I've been Married, and remember how it works (once a month if I had been a good boy). Some people have forgotten what it is like being single. Regular sex is only had if your willing to pay for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RiderInBlack
    I've been Married, and remember how it works (once a month if I had been a good boy). Some people have forgotten what it is like being single. Regular sex is only had if your willing to pay for it.
    I can get money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2
    I can get money.
    What, Married and get paid for sex That's just wrong, that
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    korumba look what you started! lol
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    Bush

    Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

    He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident"

    "OH DEAR GOD NO!!!" George W. Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!!"

    His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President, devastated, looks up and asks.......... "How many is a Brazillion??!"
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