Head injury

[Akzle]

Yeah, that was obvious, esp if they are an attn seeking little whore doing their best to get in your way while at least two of her friends were pretty seriously injured. I'd been taught to ignore (good old rider training courses in the 80s covered that sort of shit) but they still take up your bandwidth. Think she was the driver.

refer +$, post 4.

[F5 Dave]

Sucker punch the accident victim? They won't be expecting that.

Sorry love I went to the Haxell school of furst aids, its for your own good, -Doosh.

[Akzle]

Sucker punch the accident victim? They won't be expecting that.

Sorry love I went to the Haxell school of first aids, its for your own good, -Doosh.

not neccessarily. but if you bearhug/spear tackle/cunt punt them and sit em down quickly they're not really in a position to argue.

control the situation. fuckwits are a hazard.

[granstar]

It was fascinating to watch the occasional chook that escaped the grasp of the handler!

The headless chook would run all round the yard flapping it's wings squirting blood and banging in to things before it was finally caught again.

:

Memory of my first job at a poultry farm after school and weekends
which I saved up and bought my first motorcycle a Tru-Test mini bike, I was 12. My job was catchin the birds, shoving their heads down a funnel and chopping them off with some snips while holding their arse down until they stopped kicking, then they got biffed to the washer and pluckers. When the boss wasn't about we would let one go for a laugh until he caught us one day. He was rather pissed and you could see dollar signs in his miserable eyes, so then it became serious fun and we only did it when we knew he was about to come along...for a laugh.
The guys polishing eggs did it too, would wait until he came into view then crack a few eggs to make him spew about then leave, they would then all crack up.