Biker near miss on Stuff

**trufflebutter** · 16th April 2016, 11:09

Originally Posted by Woodman

Looks to me like he was trying to turn left, realised he was going way too fast, straightened up, braked too hard and fell off.

Clearly (without even knowing anything about the incident and what was going on moments prior) One could summarise any amount of scenarios to fit what they see on a video clip. This thread reads like a 'Caption This' thread.

**Virago** · 16th April 2016, 12:07

Failed suicide attempt?

**Laava** · 16th April 2016, 12:14

Van driver unimpressed with the new kiwibiker wave.

**Maha** · 16th April 2016, 12:19

SMIDidSY.

**russd7** · 18th April 2016, 18:16

Originally Posted by cassina

It could have been any one of us if brake failure had been the cause.

speak for your self noddy

**george formby** · 18th April 2016, 18:35

How come Cassina has such prominent pink bits?

Any hoo, "brake failure" says Noddy, "get off the lawn" said Big Ears. "Your a knob, Noddy" added Big Ears, "the front wheel locked up". Noddy took his hat off and started to tell Big Ears how his mother earned money on the internet when Mr Plod turned up with pepper spray, and a towie from Mr Golly's garage. Just in time to stop the two friends from pezzeling the snot out of each other.

**Moi** · 18th April 2016, 18:41

Originally Posted by george formby

Any hoo, "brake failure" says Noddy, "get off the lawn" said Big Ears. "Your a knob, Noddy" added Big Ears, "the front wheel locked up". Noddy took his hat off and started to tell Big Ears how his mother earned money on the internet when Mr Plod turned up with pepper spray, and a towie from Mr Golly's garage. Just in time to stop the two friends from pezzeling the snot out of each other.

I think we may have the best piece of creative writing...

Creative Writing 101

Your task is to write creatively how you would describe "what, why, how, when" this incident happened as you saw it depicted in the video.

This piece of writing will be graded A to E. Criteria will be the usual KB criteria - the better the story the higher the grade.

Reason for this task? Doubtful if the truth will ever be forthcoming...