Sexy Illness

**Cibby** · 29th September 2005, 10:53

1 in 10 people suffer from sexy illnesses such as
"cute", "gorgeous" or "damn! hot stuff" disorder.

Hi my name is Racheal....... Know me before you judge me

**DemonWolf** · 29th September 2005, 10:57

I'm suffering from a ugly stick beating.. whats the cure?

Even my missus tells me, that I've got a nice body.. but once ya at the face.. boy.. someone gave you a good ol beating!

maybe cuse I dont shave often.. dont like the rash feel personally.

**TonyB** · 29th September 2005, 10:57

That must be awful for you Cibby Chick. Can you provide photo's to show the curious just how awful this disorder really is?

**bugjuice** · 29th September 2005, 11:05

1 in 10 people suffer from stroking their egos too much in public..

Hi, my name is Bugjuice, and I'm a wanker..

**jrandom** · 29th September 2005, 11:08

nine out of ten people suffer from being an order of magnitude dumber than the tenth one.

hi. my name is Fish, and unfortunately I've never been able to empathise with those bloody losers.

**Postie** · 29th September 2005, 11:19

Originally Posted by Fish

nine out of ten people suffer from being an order of magnitude dumber than the tenth one.

hi. my name is Fish, and unfortunately I've never been able to empathise with those bloody losers.

i think you just did fish

**Motoracer** · 29th September 2005, 11:27

Originally Posted by Cibby Chick

1 in 10 people suffer from sexy illnesses such as
"cute", "gorgeous" or "damn! hot stuff" disorder.

Hi my name is Racheal....... Know me before you judge me

Well, that makes 2 of us at least so you are not alone out there..

My name is Sudeep and I suffer from sexy illnesses such as the ones mentioned above...

Group hug

**WRT** · 29th September 2005, 11:32

Originally Posted by bugjuice

1 in 10 people suffer from stroking their egos too much in public..

Hi, my name is Bugjuice, and I'm a wanker..

From the second sentence, I would have thought that "egos" wasnt the four letter word that should have been in the first sentence . . .

**ManDownUnder** · 29th September 2005, 11:32

Originally Posted by Motoracer

Well, that makes 2 of us at least so you are not alone out there..

My name is Sudeep and I suffer from sexy illnesses such as the ones mentioned above...

Group hug

Motoracer - please put your pants on before you hug me again

**WRT** · 29th September 2005, 11:33

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

Motoracer - please put your pants on before you hug me again

Well, you did ask for a partner for the Trojan Games . . . be carefull what you wish for!

**ManDownUnder** · 29th September 2005, 11:37

Originally Posted by WRT

Well, you did ask for a partner for the Trojan Games . . . be carefull what you wish for!

Point taken

(and post modified... now seeking FEMALE partner)

**Motoracer** · 29th September 2005, 11:46

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

Motoracer - please put your pants on before you hug me again

I'm sorry. I think you have mistaken the size 22 spanner in my pocket for my other "tool". I can understand how easy it is to to confuse them, so it's OK.

**ManDownUnder** · 29th September 2005, 11:51

Originally Posted by Motoracer

I'm sorry. I think you have mistaken the size 22 spanner in my pocket for my other "tool". I can understand how easy it is to to confuse them, so it's OK.

I see your point, but I don't really want either of them near my nuts - thanks all the same

MDU

**Cibby** · 29th September 2005, 11:55

Originally Posted by Motoracer

Well, that makes 2 of us at least so you are not alone out there..

My name is Sudeep and I suffer from sexy illnesses such as the ones mentioned above...

Group hug

oh thank god.. it is great to know that i have support in my times of trial...

haha