There's No Problem I Can Handle

[Sniper]

Very good, thanks Ms Fish.

[Biff]

I don't think these people know about The Onion.

It is a vital aid in this Information Age - it Satirises stuf, like what Punch did in the 19th and 20th Centuries.

And the site is as a default bookmark in Firefox.

[MisterD]

I get tired of people who come from countries that haven't seen their own people chopped up and strewn across the landscape making cracks about France's apparent predeliction to surrender. Battered National PSyche, fortress mentality, and the better part of a whole generation of men missing wouldn't have anything to do with wanting to curl up in a ball behind a ring of concrete and steel (I know, I know - with gaps) and keep the world out, would it?

The French deserve every brick-bat that gets hurled in their general direction. The World War (let's face it it's the same war with a 20 year ceasefire in the middle) was Karma for Napoleon's attempt to conquer europe. It's the Belgians I feel sorry for, sat there minding their own businesss making beer out of anything that can't run away and every few years the rest of Europe uses them as a battlefield....

[James Deuce]

Karma is an invention of a religion that refuses to acknowledge a dirty smelly, cold, uncaring world.

They're not Belgians either. The corect plural is Belgium, as is the adjective. It's a made up country too.

[Postie]

They're not Belgians either. The corect plural is Belgium, as is the adjective. It's a made up country too.

can you elaborate on that? how is it made up?

[Postie]

Being French in 1940, or 1914.

no thanks, would rather shoot myself

[ManDownUnder]

no thanks, would rather shoot myself

I understand that was part of their master plan

[MisterD]

Karma is an invention of a religion that refuses to acknowledge a dirty smelly, cold, uncaring world.

They're not Belgians either. The corect plural is Belgium, as is the adjective. It's a made up country too.

Point taken, sod the french bit, it's the Flemish I do actually feel sorry for....

[cowpoos]

with thanks to todays issue of The Onion.
.......
And, when the going gets tough, I bring my knees to my chin and wrap my arms around my head to avoid being trampled to death by all the go-getters who have gotten going!

its hard to get things...if they are already given?

but would it create a life habbit...or is it and excuse?

or is it a comfort zone isusse.......

It feels like a puzzle....FISH....please enlighten us to this excersise?

[jrandom]

it's the Flemish I do actually feel sorry for....

my doctor usually just prescribes an expectorant.

[jrandom]

first of all, Mr Poos, that was an egregiously long quote. edit it down a bit lest the quote police come and place their quote batons in your rectum rather less gently and greasily than you might prefer.

It feels like a puzzle....FISH....please enlighten us to this excersise?

stick to riding motorcycles, old boy; your missing a satire gland.

[thealmightytaco]

...but everything that doesn't kill me makes me gradually more and more injured over time, until I'm eventually completely debilitated and can do nothing but ineffectually quiver in pain.

That's bloody genius that line. It's good to contemplate on the other side of life, and have a general chuckle. Fantastic. Fish, I am a fan.

Meanwhile I just fixed my clutch. Awesome.

[thealmightytaco]

And I obviously bollocks up my editing of the quote thing.

Too bad.

[jrandom]

That's bloody genius that line.

pity I didnt write it myself, then.

Fish, I am a fan.

of The Onion, and my mad cutting-and-pasting skillz? good. so am I.

[WINJA]

pity I didnt write it myself, then.



of The Onion, and my mad cutting-and-pasting skillz? good. so am I.

DO YOU HAVE A BIKE FISH?