Alarm clock prank

**CB ARGH** · 25th May 2016, 11:56

Hey guys

So its soon to be my final day where I've worked for the last six years.

Im keen on doing a leaving prank on the boss and I'll be doing the alarm clock prank -setting up a crap load of alarm clocks to go off at the same time and hiding them in places all round the workplace.

So my question is does anybody know where to buy heaps of cheap alarm clocks - preferably little kids digital watches. Needs to be in the west auckland area.

Planning on setting up 50+ of these to really piss her off!

STEVEN

**Akzle** · 25th May 2016, 12:27

better, set lots of 20 to go off. so when the last lot is stopped, the next lot starts.

$2 shop. probably.
or alibaba aliexpress some ali shit.

**Big Dog** · 25th May 2016, 13:12

Most junk shops have travel clocks for under 5.
But yes, staggered would be better. 1 every 2 minutes? Opposite parts of the room?
Or more frustrating random intervals.

If you have access to desktops around the office add a tune she won't like to a folder and I link to it (labelled something you would have running) in the startup folder.
Did that with a Bieber track on a Bieber haters PC.
He threw a pretty good tanty after 3 weeks.

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**FatMax** · 25th May 2016, 13:46

And the air horn under the office seat is a good one

**BuzzardNZ** · 25th May 2016, 14:11

Get your workmates to help out with cell phone alarms. If you're in an office with plenty of PC's about, there are many web based countdown / alarm sites that make some noise when the time is up. These still work if the page is minimised or running in the background.

**awa355** · 25th May 2016, 14:19

Remember, your mates will still be working there with the boss long after you have gone.

**ruaphu** · 25th May 2016, 14:38

The large chunk of fish stashed some where is a pleasant way to go. Cheap and has a lingering presence

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**sidecar bob** · 25th May 2016, 18:02

Just one, set to two beeps every hour taped to the bottom of the bosses chair would be sufficient. it will take ages to find.

**Oakie** · 25th May 2016, 19:24

Ooh ooh ooh! One I witnessed a few years ago was when a colleague got into another colleagues PC and downloaded a brief soundbite of a fly buzzing and linked it to his e-mail notification. Several times a day he was distracted by the mystery fly he could never see. He looked for that damned annoying fly that for ages until he relised his e-mail 'ping' notification wasn't happening anymore.

**Big Dog** · 25th May 2016, 19:39

Originally Posted by Oakie

Ooh ooh ooh! One I witnessed a few years ago was when a colleague got into another colleagues PC and downloaded a brief soundbite of a fly buzzing and linked it to his e-mail notification. Several times a day he was distracted by the mystery fly he could never see. He looked for that damned annoying fly that for ages until he relised his e-mail 'ping' notification wasn't happening anymore.

Legend!

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**YellowDog** · 25th May 2016, 20:41

Glad Wrap over the bowl, under the ladies tiolet seat, usually does a good job of upsetting such creatures.

Best not to get caught going in or coming out

**Oakie** · 25th May 2016, 22:43

I'll see your glad wrap and raise you a 'stink bomb' under the toilet seat which is activated when the victim sits down. Double effect of choking the victim at the time and then the embarrasment of everyone else in the vicinity thinking that a camel has died up his arse.

http://www.hahaprank.com/stink-bombs.html

**Big Dog** · 25th May 2016, 22:49

Op, if you take the latter posts too seriously you can kiss goodbye future references... not to mention at least the fish one has seen someone prosecuted for vandalism before so make sure you get decent footage that doesn't identify you so you can at least share the lulz.

Better yet get the footage to implicate the victim...

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**mashman** · 25th May 2016, 22:51

Salmon above the ceiling tiles. Make sure you put a lining between the salmon and the ceiling tile to prevent it from falling through and giving the game away

**Big Dog** · 25th May 2016, 23:05

Originally Posted by mashman

Salmon above the ceiling tiles. Make sure you put a lining between the salmon and the ceiling tile to prevent it from falling through and giving the game away

Sardines in the muffler is a little quicker. A little easier to find, does no permanent damage and harder to get rid of the odour.

I heard someone put some fish or meat on a tray in the ceiling tiles of a west Auckland WINZ office. After months of looking they gave up when the smell disapated.

Then maggots started raining from the ceiling a month or so later.

You wouldn't know anything about that would you?

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