Alarm clock prank

[jellywrestler]

But yes, staggered would be better. 1 every 2 minutes? Opposite parts of the room?
Or more frustrating random intervals.

you two should tee up to help each other, can't really imagine the giggling that will go on through it all though....

[nodrog:Me]

Set up remote assistance on her computer,
then randomly log in and open porn, delete files, etc.

[nodrog:Me]

and before you go out the door for the last time, go into the toilet and carefully pull the pipe from the cistern away from the rubber connector on the bowl, and just sit it there.

note this only works on cool old toilets, not the modern gay ones.

[swarfie]

and before you go out the door for the last time, go into the toilet and carefully pull the pipe from the cistern away from the rubber connector on the bowl, and just sit it there.

OOOHHHHH that's just nasty....I like it

[nodrog:Me]

OOOHHHHH that's just nasty....I like it

the best one was - unscrewed the pipe at the top on the overhead cistern at the urinal when I was on a block course at the Hamilton polytechnic.

you could hear the swearing from the workshop.

[mashman]

Sardines in the muffler is a little quicker. A little easier to find, does no permanent damage and harder to get rid of the odour.

I heard someone put some fish or meat on a tray in the ceiling tiles of a west Auckland WINZ office. After months of looking they gave up when the smell disapated.

Then maggots started raining from the ceiling a month or so later.

You wouldn't know anything about that would you?

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lol... I can say hand on heart that I had nothing to do with the Auckland incident. Ours took place 30 years ago as what we thought was a fitting "retribution" for being asked to tone down our social area activity to a library level. It did the trick for a week, maybe less, until it crashed through the ceiling tiles into the classroom next door. Much grovelling and cleaning took place that day.

[Grumph]

you two should tee up to help each other, can't really imagine the giggling that will go on through it all though....

Spyda i've got one for an electrician with an interest in vintage stuff...
Guy I knew here in chch was asked to move his auto apprenticeship to another firm after he hooked a trembler coil up to a metal urinal....The foreman was the first victim.

[Oakie]

Spyda i've got one for an electrician with an interest in vintage stuff...
Guy I knew here in chch was asked to move his auto apprenticeship to another firm after he hooked a trembler coil up to a metal urinal....The foreman was the first victim.

Great balls of fire!

[Laava]

Spyda i've got one for an electrician with an interest in vintage stuff...
Guy I knew here in chch was asked to move his auto apprenticeship to another firm after he hooked a trembler coil up to a metal urinal....The foreman was the first victim.

When my brother was doing his auto sparkie apprenticeship, there was a new appre ntice who was full of himself And needed some special attention. Geoff the quiet christian leading hand hooked a wire from the coil testing machine to newbis vice and every now and then, when timing was right, Geoff would give newbi a tickle up. He eventually found the wire and spoiled that game sadly.
Not too many would find their electro-urine stream funny I bet!

[Big Dog]

Set up remote assistance on her computer,
then randomly log in and open porn, delete files, etc.

Technically a jail able offence if caught accessing a remote system without due authority.

On the other hand screen capping the desktop, removing all her icons and setting the screen cap as your desktop while physically there can be a good laugh.

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[Berries]

Can't you just kill her dog?


Be a bit more memorable than a few clocks going off on her unscheduled day off.

[rambaldi]

Technically a jail able offence if caught accessing a remote system without due authority.

On the other hand screen capping the desktop, removing all her icons and setting the screen cap as your desktop while physically there can be a good laugh.

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Or you overlay them so some are real and some aren't

[oldrider]

Hey guys

So its soon to be my final day where I've worked for the last six years.

Im keen on doing a leaving prank on the boss and I'll be doing the alarm clock prank -setting up a crap load of alarm clocks to go off at the same time and hiding them in places all round the workplace.

So my question is does anybody know where to buy heaps of cheap alarm clocks - preferably little kids digital watches. Needs to be in the west auckland area.

Planning on setting up 50+ of these to really piss her off!


STEVEN

assumptions formed from this thread could be that productivity might increase once you vacate - how do you think you will be remembered? (just a question)

[SuperMac]

Can you set individual office phones to work giving alarm calls?

About 70 of them going off simultaneously at the place I worked years ago . . . Took ages to set them all!

[EJK]

Since this thread is going from simple prank to organised crime, why not just throw the fire alarm before you walk out the door?

Entire staff will be liberated from work for about half an hour and she (or the company) will have to pay $1000 plus GST for false alarm.

Easy as 1 2 3. Just don't get caught.