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    To be fair Chris Evans has been going downhill since Zig and Zag kicked him in to touch.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve View Post
    Didn't she say "piece of shit has awful suspension like Ferrari"?
    Could well have been... I got the idea they'd left it in to "keep it real"....

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    That ginger is trying so hard... it doesn't work.

    Joey (he will always be Joey) could actually do a good job of it if he had 2 hosts who were better. Actually he needs 2 cohosts to be actual idiots. Hammond and Clarkson were just idiotic enough.

    I reckon Simon Cowell, Gordon Ramsey and Donald Trump would make a good top gear team.

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    Unfortunately they have pushed Sabine into a "sideshow".
    Talented presenter and bloody good behind the wheel as well. I bet she is looking for an opportunity to join The Grand Tour...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Unfortunately they have pushed Sabine into a "sideshow".
    Talented presenter and bloody good behind the wheel as well. I bet she is looking for an opportunity to join The Grand Tour...
    And Chris Harris. He should just jump ship and let Top Gear drown as he's already got very successful car shows online.

    CH is already a better presenter than the fake Captain America IMO.


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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    And Chris Harris. He should just jump ship and let Top Gear drown as he's already got very successful car shows online.

    CH is already a better presenter than the fake Captain America IMO.
    To my shame, I'd never heard of Chris Harris until I saw his YouTube piece on the Bloodhound supersonic jet/rocket car which I thought was outstanding, especially when the Bloodhound driver, Andy Green took him up in an aerobatic plane to simulate the forces which he'll be exposed to in the car. Bloody funny and actually informative: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4AyytkpiB0

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackbird View Post
    To my shame, I'd never heard of Chris Harris until I saw his YouTube piece on the Bloodhound supersonic jet/rocket car which I thought was outstanding, especially when the Bloodhound driver, Andy Green took him up in an aerobatic plane to simulate the forces which he'll be exposed to in the car. Bloody funny and actually informative: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4AyytkpiB0
    The guys got integrity too. He was once banned (maybe still?) from driving Ferrari cars by Ferrari for telling a truth online about how Ferrari rigs PR "tests" by providing suped up versions of their "stock" cars with stickier rubbers so that journalists have no choice but to be very wow-ed. Further stating car tests like this makes car journalist reviews pointless.

    http://jalopnik.com/5760248/how-ferrari-spins

    This is my favorite bit.

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    How bad has it been? I honestly don't know where to start. Perhaps the 360 Modena press car that was two seconds faster to 100mph than the customer car we also tested. You allow some leeway for "factory fresh" machines, but this thing was ludicrously quick and sounded more like Schumacher's weekend wheels than a street car. Ferrari will never admit that its press cars are tuned, but has the gall to turn up at any of the big European magazines' end-of-year-shindig-tests with two cars. One for straight line work, the other for handling exercises. Because that's what happens when you buy a 458: they deliver two for just those eventualities. The whole thing stinks. In any other industry it wouldn't be allowed to happen. It's dishonest, but all the mags take it between the cheeks because they're too scared of not being invited to drive the next new Ferrari.


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    Quote Originally Posted by haydes55 View Post
    I reckon Simon Cowell, Gordon Ramsey and Donald Trump would make a good top gear team.
    They should try to recreate the "hilux from the top of a tower block" stunt
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    Quote Originally Posted by haydes55 View Post
    Joey (he will always be Joey).
    And there was me thinking you were male.

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    I watched the first episode - I enjoyed it, tho' I think there is room for improvement ... I'll watch it again ..
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    Watched the first episode - will be the last. The lead presenter is a loud try hard.
    Will wait for the new Clarkson one me thinks

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    Episode #2.

    Just as crap. I'm left to wonder when the CEO of the Beeb will pull the plug.
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    The ginger has a 3 year contract. He won't let go of that without a substantial payout.
    He may have to die in a 'stunt gone wrong'

    And there was much rejoicing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dadpole View Post
    The ginger has a 3 year contract. He won't let go of that without a substantial payout.
    He may have to die in a 'stunt gone wrong'

    And there was much rejoicing
    Wonder if the BBC insure them.


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    Watched episode 2 last night, actually enjoyed it.

    Agree that Evans is not particularly likeable, but he wasn't enough to put me off last night - think I could get used to it. He's annoying, but no less annoying than Clarkson was, just a bit more energetic about it – Clarkson without May or Hammond would be excruciating. Can't speak to the 'expertise' of either, Clarkson was so opinionated it was hard to tell how much he actually knew about cars.

    I'd had enough of old top gear anyway, was well overdue for its swan song and the stunts/slapstick were getting pretty tired. It's a shame they've tried to keep so much of the old format, but I guess it's part of the brand. I hope it gets the chance to grow into its own skin, but probably won't given all the hate out there.
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