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[Biff]

Just thought I'd share with you a little incident that happened in fron of my 5 minutes ago. I'm (currently) sitting in the dept lounge of Singapore airport, waiting for a connecting flight. it's the early hours of the orning so everything is a littel quiet here, and the passengers and staff are somewhat subdued.

I hear the 'beep beep' noise of one of those airpost golf typr carts coming, its a smallish one, a single seater used by the cleaners etc here to get from one end of the airport terminal to another. As she gets closer I notice that she looks half asleep, her eyes closed tight. then, about 5 yards in front of me the buggy takes a turn to the left and crashes into the wall. The driver woke with a start, swore, looked rather sheepish then struggeld to find reverse, saved by another member of staff that ran to her rescue.

How sad am I that the firtst thing I do upon seeing this is wonder who I can tell fiurst, and then think of you buggers.

Scuse my typing. Early hours and I'm trying to write on a pda, and i'm too tired to go back and correct myself. Sorry Mr H.

Miss you already.

Yeah right.

[SuperDave]

Hope the pilot of your plane isn't in a similar situation

[placidfemme]

Hope the pilot of your plane isn't in a similar situation

lol yeah make sure he's awake before takeoff...

*wonders if you could somehow pull a wheelie in one of those carts...*

[Sniper]

Sounds interesting. I hope she doesn't drive a 4wd out of work.

Have fun and stay safe on your travells mate, when are you due back?

[SlowHand]

Ooohh does that mean You were on Singapore Airlines? or will be? sweeeeet.

I remember those golf cart things. I like the big ones for doctors that get plugged into a wall- pure class.

The pilot thing reminds me of a joke to.

Passengers on a plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The entrance opens, and two men walk up the aisle, dressed in pilot uniforms. Both are wearing dark glasses. one is using a seeing-eye dog, and the other is tapping his way up the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start. The passengers begin glancing nervously, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, people at the windows realize that they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport.

As it begins to look as though the plane will never take off and that it will plow into the water, screams of panic fill the cabin.

At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot turns to the pilot and says, "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're going to scream too late, and we're all gonna die.

^that's a copy and a paste from a rally forum, not my own