1974 vs 2005

[feistyredhead]

1974: Long hair
2005: Longing for hair
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1974: KEG
2005: EKG
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1974: Acid rock
2005: Acid reflux
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1974: Moving to California because it's cool
2005: Moving to California because it's warm
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1974: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2005: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
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1974: Seeds and stems
2005: Roughage
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1974: Hoping for a BMW
2005: Hoping for a BM
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1974: The Grateful Dead
2005: Dr. Kavorkian
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1974: Going to a new, hip joint
2005: Receiving a new hip joint
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1974: Rolling Stones
2005: Kidney Stones
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1974: Being called into the principal's office
2005: Calling the principal's office
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1974: Screw the system
2005: Upgrade the system
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1974: Disco
2005: Costco
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1974: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2005: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
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1974: Passing the drivers' test
2005: Passing the vision test
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1974: Whatever
2005: Depends

[Sniper]

Pretty good, thanks FRH