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    Thumbs up one for the ladies! or several lol....

    1. Men are like ......Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.

    2. Men are like ..... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.

    3. Men are like ...... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.

    4. Men are like ...... Blenders .. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

    5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right
    for your hips.

    6. Men are like ....... Commercials .... You can't believe a word they say.

    7. Men are like ...... Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

    8. Men are like ...... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.

    9. Men are like ..... Mascara .... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

    10. Men are like .... Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

    11. Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many
    inches you'll get or how long it will last.

    12. Men are like ...... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

    13. Men are like ...... Parking Spots ...... All the good ones are taken, the
    rest are handicapped.

    An oldie but a goodie......
    Feisty by name Feisty by nature...

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    Why do you hate us?

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    Quote Originally Posted by alarumba
    Why do you hate us?
    Because we are better than them, and they know it
    I suffer from hooliganism.... Know me before you judge me
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...7&postcount=83
    i need to practice my "this shit doesn't burn" face
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    I love it I couldnt have described men better if i tried, but dont tell the other half that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old farts
    I love it I couldnt have described men better if i tried, but dont tell the other half that.
    Says ye operating under male signs
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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