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    And I would like to Welcome.......

    Ms Sniper who will be joining us as soon as she gets a nick sorted out and we get our laptop back. So until then I will cause as much anguish and throw as many sexual connetations around (IE: I won't change) as possible before she shows up.

    I managed to find her a "slightly rough" FZR250 for a good price and thats what she plans to learn on.

    Until then, could I have some suggestions for a name for her please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Until then, could I have some suggestions for a name for her please.
    She-who-must-be-obeyed?
    Snipette?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Ms Sniper who will be joining us as soon as she gets a nick sorted out and we get our laptop back. So until then I will cause as much anguish and throw as many sexual connetations around (IE: I won't change) as possible before she shows up.

    I managed to find her a "slightly rough" FZR250 for a good price and thats what she plans to learn on.

    Until then, could I have some suggestions for a name for her please.
    Welcome Ms Sniper ....nice to meetcha yesterday
    So ya think you'll be able to keep that Sniper under control...or will he get worse with the both of you here?
    Hey and that FZ does not look too rough by any means... you seen Kickahas bike lately...definately a dodgy one that
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    She will keep me under control. You all hope muhahahaha
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    'snipette'? shades of lorena bobbit, there.

    let her choose her OWN name, you misogynistic chauvinist pig.

    I suppose you insist on choosing her underwear, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish
    I suppose you insist on choosing her underwear, too.
    Yep. None.
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    Welcome Ms Sniper,cheers to girls learning to ride!
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    Welcome Ms Sniper... nice to meet you yesterday and Welcome
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish
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    I suppose you insist on choosing her underwear, too.
    Believe it or not, she does appriciate it when I do, but thats none of your buisness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Ms Sniper who will be joining us as soon as she gets a nick sorted out and we get our laptop back. So until then I will cause as much anguish and throw as many sexual connetations around (IE: I won't change) as possible before she shows up.

    I managed to find her a "slightly rough" FZR250 for a good price and thats what she plans to learn on.

    Until then, could I have some suggestions for a name for her please.
    KB must be a spreading addiction...

    Mrs Phurrball will be joining the gargre on her own bike shortly...leaving the Baby Bandit to my tender mercies (Hurrah! No need to fight over bike now!) Post and piccs to follow at a later date post delivery of her wheels.

    Should convince Mrs P to join KB in her own right instead of reading over my shoulder...she could be fun to watch in action in the hallowed KB cyber-halls...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish

    I suppose you insist on choosing her underwear, too.
    Yep - 'cos HE wears it!!

    Name? SORYARSE, kinda suits somebody married to HIM!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish
    let her choose her OWN name, you misogynistic chauvinist pig.

    your one funny chick Fish.
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