Woodstock Rally - 2006, she's on again!!

**Rashika** · 26th January 2006, 14:23

Originally Posted by manuboy

It better be! I ain't dragging the partner all the way to the coast on the vibration machine with a laughable pillion seat for her first rally, only to have to put up with cold grey surrounds and the like of D and Scum.

That would be equivalent to taking my own life - very very slowly.....

ah well, at least it would be damn entertaining for the rest of us

**far queue** · 26th January 2006, 14:50

Originally Posted by Smokin

Hope to meet up with a few of you as well.

So how does a new KB'er meet up with you other guys and gals? The user names aint gonna mean diddly squat to me over there

and I'd like to put a few faces to names and have a bourbon or 2 with ya'll

A mate and I are heading over tomorrow afternoon to stay with another mate near Greymouth, then off to the rally around 10 or 11ish to set up camp before heading straight back out for a day ride to Lake Kaniere, Hokitika Gorge sort of area and back to the rally later in the afternoon to settle in for the fun

I'll be on a blue Suz DR650, and my mate's on a red Kwaka KLR650. Let me know how to find ya. I know Feral and it sounds like he knows a few of you so I can get him to point a couple of you out

**miSTa** · 26th January 2006, 15:08

Look for a Guzzi, Buell (black, orange screen), R6 (red), GSXR1000 (black/grey), ZZR1100 (dark blue, yellow screen), SV1000 (?), don't know what else, all grouped together.

**manuboy** · 26th January 2006, 15:21

Originally Posted by ZZR

Look for a Guzzi, Buell (black, orange screen), R6 (red), GSXR1000 (black/grey), ZZR1100 (dark blue, yellow screen), SV1000 (?), don't know what else, all grouped together.

Look for a bunch of degenerate, no-hoper, can't-handle-their-piss-white-boys(n girls), nah hang on - that'll be half the rally goers - look for a fugly ginga who'll be in bed by 7:30pm, or a crazed stringbean of a fulla with a skull mask and a funny accent who'll be attempting an impression of your average unlawful citizen...

**far queue** · 26th January 2006, 15:25

Originally Posted by manuboy

Look for a bunch of degenerate, no-hoper, can't-handle-their-piss-white-boys(n girls), nah hang on - that'll be half the rally goers - look for a fugly ginga who'll be in bed by 7:30pm, or a crazed stringbean of a fulla with a skull mask and a funny accent who'll be attempting an impression of your average unlawful citizen...

So you'll be blending in nicely with everyone else then

Thanks fellas, I'll see you there

**miSTa** · 26th January 2006, 15:30

Originally Posted by manuboy

Look for a bunch of degenerate, no-hoper, can't-handle-their-piss-white-boys(n girls), nah hang on - that'll be half the rally goers - look for a fugly ginga who'll be in bed by 7:30pm, or a crazed stringbean of a fulla with a skull mask and a funny accent who'll be attempting an impression of your average unlawful citizen...

Couldn't have put it better my self

**scumdog** · 26th January 2006, 15:43

Originally Posted by manuboy

a crazed stringbean of a fulla with a skull mask and a funny accent who'll be attempting an impression of your average unlawful citizen...

Dang! you mean there's ANOTHER dude wearing a skull mask etc going to the rally? and with a funny accent?

Well far queue old chap, look for a skull mask wearing chap that is sophisticated, suave and very eloquent, who is also polite and shuns profanity in conversation - that fellow will be me, steer clear of the bounder that Manuboy mentioned, sounds like nothing but trouble what!?

**feral1** · 26th January 2006, 16:21

Hey fellas,

Looking forward to seeing you all there.
Weather is perfect here today - and will stay wicked.

Far queue, i know what you look like - will point you in the right direction to the 'nut house' - and Yes scum - you aren't hard to spot...

Alright - its gonna be good sitting in the sun drinkin'.

See you'll there.

Gotta get out to the site now to go and set up the piss tent....

Feral

**dangerous** · 26th January 2006, 18:25

Any one wanting to travel with us be there or be square

Originally Posted by dangerous

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Hows this sound depart 8am from my joint riding over the Lewis to Reefton for lunch, then on to Hokie and Woodstock.

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Dont be late

**Pickle** · 26th January 2006, 19:24

Well I won't be there BUGGER, But can you look out for a Pom on a BIG BMW like those guys rode on The Long Way Round his name is Harvey and he is riding around the world on his own (No mamby pamby support crew), already done the States has been in NZ since Nov and will be heading off to Aussie in approx 6 weeks. Heard from him last night and he will be at the rally. He is always willing to have a beer.

Enjoy the Rally, at this stage a small group of us will be heading South over Easter.

**feral1** · 26th January 2006, 19:43

all right, piss tent is up (amongst other stuff, inc food stalls) and the site is looking good

Feral

**manuboy** · 26th January 2006, 20:06

Originally Posted by feral1

all right, piss tent is up (amongst other stuff, inc food stalls) and the site is looking good

Feral

Can you make sure you've raked up all the cow / sheep shit in the second (camping) paddock - i almost canned it last year spinning it up on a few choice droppings on the way out (and the guy on the harley did). You can probably sell what you collect between a few bits of bread - passes for wild food dunnit?

Is there gonna be whitebait again!?!

p.s yeah scum - sophisticated and elegant - thats the exact words i that popped into my head last year when chatting with ya...

**feral1** · 26th January 2006, 20:36

Originally Posted by manuboy

Can you make sure you've raked up all the cow / sheep shit in the second (camping) paddock - i almost canned it last year spinning it up on a few choice droppings on the way out (and the guy on the harley did). You can probably sell what you collect between a few bits of bread - passes for wild food dunnit?

Is there gonna be whitebait again!?!

p.s yeah scum - sophisticated and elegant - thats the exact words i that popped into my head last year when chatting with ya...

Already got that in the "wildfoods" line-up....

As for grooming the grass for you eastern mambies, wadda you think we are.... take you own rake

Lookin forward to seeying ya'll over on the coast for a few beers Manu

**hondav2** · 26th January 2006, 20:47

3 others are leaving at 8am. I will be away no later than 1.30pm, probably stay at Hasst friday night. Is the mad kraut going up with you scummy. Cheers Toddy

**Smokin** · 26th January 2006, 20:50

Originally Posted by manuboy

Can you make sure you've raked up all the cow / sheep shit in the second (camping) paddock - i almost canned it last year spinning it up on a few choice droppings on the way out (and the guy on the harley did)

That will teach him for taking the plow off the tractor

Ride safe guys