2008 Harley Nightster. Help me!

[caseye]

Dont worry about them, theyre all black homosexual muslim dwarfs and theyre just trying to keep the focus off themselves

Eyes's ish Not bleek massa! LOL funny you are.
Don't be so sensitive ther4e falc, it is mostly just a wind up, got it sorted yet???
Shouldn't be that difficult.

[Banditbandit]

Dont worry about them, theyre all black homosexual muslim dwarfs and theyre just trying to keep the focus off themselves

here are no Muslim dwarves .. they just had their legs chopped off for infringing the Qu'ran ...

[caseye]

here are no Muslim dwarves .. they just had their legs chopped off for infringing the Qu'ran ...

Sorry can't give you more rep today,lol bloody funny picture that is amd quite possible too, remember we're not dealing with ordinary folk here.

[WristTwister]

Hi Can any one help me with this problem.
My 2008 harley Nightster won't start but it will try to.
The noise the fuel pump makes has stopped and it now won't start.
the battery has slowly died over the past week but when i took it in to get charged they said its like new.
Anyone have any ideas?

If fuel pump isn't priming, maybe your security key internal battery is dead, possible if the battery in the key has never been changed since you bought the bike.

[Crasherfromwayback]

If fuel pump isn't priming, maybe your security key internal battery is dead, possible if the battery in the key has never been changed since you bought the bike.

Nah. If that's the prob, the alarm would be ringing it's head off. Katman nailed it.

[WristTwister]

Nah. If that's the prob, the alarm would be ringing it's head off. Katman nailed it.

The immobiliser, bike won't start without the signal from the key.

[Crasherfromwayback]

The immobiliser, bike won't start without the signal from the key.

Aye. But when the battery is flat, the fob is not sending the signal to the ECU, and the bike thinks it's being stolen, and the alarm activates. But I've only been selling Harleys for the last 20 years, so could be wrong...

[WNJ]

, so could be wrong...

Would not be first time a gay man wrong

[Crasherfromwayback]

Would not be first time a gay man wrong

I've no doubt you're an expert on that subject.

[GrayWolf]

Aye. But when the battery is flat, the fob is not sending the signal to the ECU, and the bike thinks it's being stolen, and the alarm activates. But I've only been selling Harleys for the last 20 years, so could be wrong...

Actually, that ISN'T strictly true... many of us on here DO know the real truth of this. Yes Pete worked in a HD dealers..... he was their secret weapon to sell a bike...
Buy one NOW, or we give you a complimentary cup of coffee, made by Pete

[Katman]

So have you replaced the relay yet?

[Crasherfromwayback]

So have you replaced the relay yet?

Don't be silly. It takes five minutes and costs about 20 bucks!

[mossy1200]

Idea's??
yes, trailer it for one of those nice RELIABLE rides.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPnmtLEKobM

[HenryDorsetCase]

Idea's??
y
Or even better?? go buy one of those nice Guzzi V-9's.

I saw one the other day and sat on it and made broooooom brooooom noises. Very cool. It was the one that wasnt called a bobber.


Also a Stornello. V7 Mk 2.