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    White collar crime is the best sort of crime

    Low risk, high reward, and if you do get caught, a bit of a telling off, a slap with a wet bus ticket, some nice Home D, and all is forgiven.

    Yup.

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/8384...vasion-charges
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    Chortle. She's worth more to the economy out of jail I guess.
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    It beats me how people get away with tax fraud for so long. If I'm so much as a day late with GST or PAYE, IRD are on me like a rabid dog.
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    Interesting. She must have had a very good lawyer. Should have been a cut and dry (weird term really) case with a bit of time surely? Maybe the $50k touched the judges heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Interesting. She must have had a very good lawyer. Should have been a cut and dry (weird term really) case with a bit of time surely? Maybe the $50k touched the judges heart.
    normally cases are "open and shut"...

    cut and dried refers to hay (or other sheeeeeeeet )

    perhaps you meant clear cut?

    and no, the 50k didn't warm his heart, it fuelled his motorlaunch and restocked the bar after last weekend



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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    She's worth more to the economy out of jail I guess.
    She's always been good for shouting a round.

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    http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/8377...uilty-of-fraud

    another good example. Dirty fucking greedy cunts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/8377...uilty-of-fraud

    another good example. Dirty fucking greedy cunts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Berries View Post
    She's always been good for shouting a round.
    ... I can see the quandary.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Interesting. She must have had a very good lawyer. Should have been a cut and dry (weird term really) case with a bit of time surely? Maybe the $50k touched the judges heart.
    A dad who's a QC may also come in handy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    come in handy...
    cheap date

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Interesting. She must have had a very good lawyer.
    Or was a member of the same social circle as the judge.

    Years ago a woman here was caught shoplifting. The lawyer who appeared for her was the head of a major law firm in town, he just did not defend minor criminal charges. His presence in court was a message to the judge. A message along the lines of "This lady is a dear personal friend of mine".

    It worked, she didn't even get the wet bus ticket slap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Akzle again.
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    We need to seriously fast track this judge a work visa and all expenses paid working holiday to NZ....Hell outright citizenship

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ruin-firm.html

    Bet he wouldn't let rugby players or rich kids sons get off scot free.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    Low risk, high reward, and if you do get caught, a bit of a telling off, a slap with a wet bus ticket, some nice Home D, and all is forgiven.

    Yup.

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/8384...vasion-charges
    Not to mention name suppression, is she in the all blacks???

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