Seriously, you young cunts are lost

**tri boy** · 23rd September 2016, 22:18

Yeah, nah you young dicks have never learned what it's all about have you.
Most of you can't change a flat tyre.
Have never used a two way.
Would shit yourselves if you had to back a trailor, and will let ya woman fight ya battles for ya.

Fuck sake, a chainsaw has you pissing blood, and kick starting a Spanish single makes you cry.

Hand in your scrotum, you'll never need it.............

**Brian d marge** · 23rd September 2016, 22:20

Can you program the vcr ?? Case for the defense closed

sent for a divine source

**bogan** · 23rd September 2016, 22:20

Originally Posted by tri boy

and kick starting a Spanish single makes you cry.

Well, at least we know who killed chivalry

**tri boy** · 23rd September 2016, 22:30

Look
Aunty triboy will answer your questions on what it takes to develop your ball sack.
If need be, others can throw their two cents worth in'

Ya don't need private schools and group hugs, just ask aunty.

fuck ya's.

**jonbuoy** · 23rd September 2016, 22:33

It's called evolution/progress. You're a dinosaur. Soon to be extinct. The world will still keep turning when your gone. Only difference will be that cars will back trailers up themselves, electric bikes won't need kicking over. And there will be one less grumpy old sod screaming at his computer screen over his lost youth.

**TheDemonLord** · 23rd September 2016, 22:37

**tri boy** · 23rd September 2016, 22:42

Ya kidding aren't ya jonboy?
have you really lost all of ya testosterone to the magpies, or are you really one of those wankers who grow half
a moostarch, then wax it with their own jizz.

Fuck sake, Some things define a bloke, and a self backing car isn't one of them.

I prescribe a box of warm Waikato draught, and a 3hr session on a log splitter.
Next...........

**Ocean1** · 23rd September 2016, 22:43

Originally Posted by tri boy

and kick starting a Spanish single makes you cry....

I'll admit to minor whimpering.

But at least I change my own tyres.

Mostly.

Sometimes.

**jonbuoy** · 23rd September 2016, 22:52

Originally Posted by tri boy

Ya kidding aren't ya jonboy?
have you really lost all of ya testosterone to the magpies, or are you really one of those wankers who grow half
a moostarch, then wax it with their own jizz.

Fuck sake, Some things define a bloke, and a self backing car isn't one of them.

I prescribe a box of warm Waikato draught, and a 3hr session on a log splitter.
Next...........

No sperm catcher tache´for me. New things will define being a bloke. I´m sure back in the day you were a bit of a soft cock if you couldn´t kill a pig with a stick, start a fire with a couple of stones and a bundle of pubic hair, hand crank a car, knock one of your own teeth out or have your arm lopped off with a rusty saw and a bottle of grog to ease the pain.