The Blonde And The Lawyer

A lawyer boards a plane in Auckland with a box of frozen crabs and demands that the blonde flight attendant keep them safe until they land.
She promises to stow them in the drinks fridge.Without a word of thanks,he tells her that he is a lawyer and will
hold her personally responsible should the crabs not stay frozen.
the stewardess smiles sweetly and says nothing until just before landing,switching on the intercom,she announces brightly,"Would the man who gave me crabs in Auckland please indicate which seat he's in?"
Not a hand goes up.So she takes them home and eats them herself.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

lawyers aren't as smart as they think.
And blondes aren't as dumb as other people think.