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    I don't exist

    Went to open new bank account to transfer mortgage to new bank.
    Drivers licence has a section that lamination has come away that has the expiry date on it. It still has a year left but cant be seen on licence.
    Ok fair enough go to AA to get replacement. Rings land transport and they wont accept my current licence as id to get replacement licence because of failure of the lamination on my licence. They supplied it to me and it failed to last the 10 year period of due life expectancy. I would say its been in my wallet as most guys do with a licence and it failed to perform as per the expectation when I purchased it(note the picture id good still and they can confirm date is good also on their system).
    Next they wont accept my passport as valid id because it expired 4 years ago.

    Result is I have to renew my Passport which will take 10 days and cost me $180.00 in order to have a id acceptable to replace the drivers licence/id that failed to last 10 years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mossy1200 View Post
    Went to open new bank account to transfer mortgage to new bank.
    Drivers licence has a section that lamination has come away that has the expiry date on it. It still has a year left but cant be seen on licence.
    Ok fair enough go to AA to get replacement. Rings land transport and they wont accept my current licence as id to get replacement licence because of failure of the lamination on my licence. They supplied it to me and it failed to last the 10 year period of due life expectancy. I would say its been in my wallet as most guys do with a licence and it failed to perform as per the expectation when I purchased it(note the picture id good still and they can confirm date is good also on their system).
    Next they wont accept my passport as valid id because it expired 4 years ago.

    Result is I have to renew my Passport which will take 10 days and cost me $180.00 in order to have a id acceptable to replace the drivers licence/id that failed to last 10 years.
    http://www.nzta.govt.nz/driver-licen...dentification/

    " If neither document contains a photo, you must also provide a passport-style photograph signed by an identity referee.
    Who can be an identity referee?

    Your referee must:

    Have a valid New Zealand passport or New Zealand driver licence
    Have known you for one year or more
    Be at least 16 years of age
    Not be related to you or part of your extended family group
    Not be your spouse or partner
    Not live at the same address as you.

    Your referee must provide their passport or driver licence number, name, date of birth and contact details, including a daytime telephone number.

    Your referee must write your full name, their own signature and the date on the back of one photo. A business that takes passport photos will usually supply one photo with a pre-printed label on the back"
    To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead.

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    hahahahahahahaha. persons.

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    ...a fresh start......existentialism, here I come...nobody knows me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMarko View Post
    http://www.nzta.govt.nz/driver-licen...dentification/

    " If neither document contains a photo, you must also provide a passport-style photograph signed by an identity referee.
    Who can be an identity referee?
    Yep. It has the photo its missing the 7 from 2017.
    I don't have anything from table 1 that is valid.
    Issue is they know its 2017 as its on their own system yet they wont accept their own defective id as id.
    The process of getting replacement is slower than passport and im time critical for mortgage renewal.
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    Had the same thing with an expired passport, can't see why it matters if it's expired or not it still has your details and photo on it

    If I'm asked to provide ID I usually start by giving them my firearms licence, just for the entertainment of watching them try and fit the details into a system that expects a drivers licence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mossy1200 View Post
    Yep. It has the photo its missing the 7 from 2017.
    I don't have anything from table 1 that is valid.
    Issue is they know its 2017 as its on their own system yet they wont accept their own defective id as id.
    The process of getting replacement is slower than passport and im time critical for mortgage renewal.
    You dont have a birth certificate?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMarko View Post
    You dont have a birth certificate?
    Havent talked to parents for 3 or 4 years and it says 1998 onwards. Mines 1972 cause im old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mossy1200 View Post
    Havent talked to parents for 3 or 4 years and it says 1998 onwards. Mines 1972 cause im old.
    I got disqualified and you have to go reapply to get it back now they dont return your license you get a fresh pretty picture and i brought in my origional 1987 certificate of birth... not a copy the origional paper.... and they accepted it.

    Some places are dicks though, i just said well this is the only identification i have there is nothing else. got me through it.
    To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMarko View Post
    I got disqualified and you have to go reapply to get it back now they dont return your license you get a fresh pretty picture and i brought in my origional 1987 certificate of birth... not a copy the origional paper.... and they accepted it.

    Some places are dicks though, i just said well this is the only identification i have there is nothing else. got me through it.
    Lucky I spent 4 hrs in town trying to open a preapproved mortgage account and got to the stage I need renew my passport or my preapproval will expire and my existing bank wants to charge me more than .5% above the going rate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    persons.

    ...no...missing persons...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mossy1200 View Post
    Lucky I spent 4 hrs in town trying to open a preapproved mortgage account and got to the stage I need renew my passport or my preapproval will expire and my existing bank wants to charge me more than .5% above the going rate.
    Ya win some ya lose some sadly. life is a cunt.
    To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mossy1200 View Post
    Next they wont accept my passport as valid id because it expired 4 years ago.

    Result is I have to renew my Passport which will take 10 days
    I recently did mine online and it only took three days - startlingly fast.

    When I used to check IDs I'd accept expired passports. My thinking was that if someone was going to offer me a dodgy passport they'd be producing a current one, not an old one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pritch View Post
    I recently did mine online and it only took three days - startlingly fast.

    When I used to check IDs I'd accept expired passports. My thinking was that if someone was going to offer me a dodgy passport they'd be producing a current one, not an old one.
    Yep. Im hardly going to make a fake licence and then damage the top coating in order to open a bank account then put my weekly wage into it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mossy1200 View Post
    Haven't talked to parents for 3 or 4 years and it says 1998 onwards. Mines 1972 cause I'm old.
    1972!

    Some of us had started work by then...

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