sorry chouldint help myself dept

[Big Dog]

Bound to be too much red tape fixing that. They will be berried in it.

Usual advice for loosening or removing stuck nuts would be apply heat and hit with a hammer. I reckon just saying that out loud would get you enough shrinkage to remove these ones.
Either that or he might come to appreciate his new body jewellery.


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[oldrider]

Usual advice for loosening or removing stuck nuts would be apply heat and hit with a hammer. I reckon just saying that out loud would get you enough shrinkage to remove these ones.
Either that or he might come to appreciate his new body jewellery.


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I literally felt the meaning in your message as I read your text! - - NOT AT ALL NICE! -

[Big Dog]

Do you reckon the surgeon just assumed the notes were a typo? It would be far more likely for a surgeon to get called for an un-descended testicle.


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[Big Dog]

I literally felt the meaning in your message as I read your text! - - NOT AT ALL NICE! -

It's all fun and games until some one loses a ball.

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[Big Dog]

The Ikea R&D team sure dropped the ball on that one.
What's the bet the swedes were to stoned to twig to the danger of the design.
It would never have happened if they just testied it out first.

Do you reckon they got the sack?

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[pritch]

The Ikea product testers were all female so the testes problem did not become apparent during testing?

[Big Dog]

The Ikea product testers were all female so the testes problem did not become apparent during testing?

Or more likely the testers were all wearing pants.
They'll have to put little stickers on the chairs, not suitable for small children or nude testies.

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[TheDemonLord]

Something Something Ikea Something Swedish Meatball something clever pun

[husaberg]

The Ikea product testers were all female so the testes problem did not become apparent during testing?

I heard the two lead female designers comitted employment hari kari as a result of the incident.
Which goes to prove you can kill two birds with one stone

Do you reckon they got the sack?

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I think they already had a handle on that anyway.

[Big Dog]

Something Something Ikea Something Swedish Meatball something clever pun

Gripping stuff.

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[Akzle]

Gripping stuff.

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if by "stuff" you mean "his penis" and by "gripping" you mean "gripping"

then yes. i'm sure he's gripping stuff. frequently.

[Big Dog]

I can imagine the call to Ikea technical support.
Alo, ja I bought your super fantastic stools on the weekend...
Ja, 6 of the ones with egg shaped holes....
Ja, this is them... I have hit a small snag... well not that small a snag...


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