
Originally Posted by
jellywrestler
i took a slapper to a race meeting at manfield once who only wore a push up bra and a dress, i reported for crash crew, she got on the stones green ginger wine and lit up some recreational tobbaco.
Later on in the day she convinced the starter to let her have a go, she stood up there and flashed her gash to everyone before dropping the flag, at the end of the race there were a number of the bikes came out of the sweeper and have some sort of mechanical issue slowing them down for the chequred flag.
i can remember at prize giving joan gibbes asking sally steadman in front of the crowd to describe it,
yip that would work.
I was on the starting grid for that race and got the full view!!! As fun as it was, it was not exactly a view that needed repeating!
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." John Ono Lennon.
"If you have never stared off into the distance then your life is a shame." Counting Crows
"The girls were in tight dresses, just like sweets in cellophane" Joe Jackson
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