Mary goes into the confessional and says, "Bless me, Father, it's been t'ree days since me last confession."
"What is it, my child?" The Priest replies.
"Well, as ye know, I've just married Mickey Reilly."
"Yes, I know that, for it was meself who married yez."
"Well, Father, as ye know I've been a good Cat'lic girl and never so much as seen a man naked before me weddin' night, and now I'm married, I have a few questions."
"What are they?"
"Well first, Father, Mickey's got this t'ing dangling down between his legs and I want to know what it's called."
"Ah. Dat, Mary, is called the penis."
"Penis. Thank you, Father. Now, at the end of this, ahh, penis is a sort of conical t'ing. What's that called, Father?"
"Dat, Mary, is called the head of the penis."
"Thank you, Father. Now, eighteen inches back from the head of the penis are two huge round hairy things. What're they called?"
"Jaysus, Mary! I hope for your sake they're called the cheeks of his arse!"
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