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  • billboards

    1 6.25%
  • i've completed in depth research of candidates policies

    3 18.75%
  • they wear blue (or red) and i'm all about blue (or red)

    1 6.25%
  • because "akzle" wasn't on my form

    2 12.50%
  • i havnt figured out it doesnt mattr which puppet sits and the IMF/lizard people control evrything

    5 31.25%
  • i lick hammers/ i am husaberg

    4 25.00%
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    I don't always vote, but when I do...

    it's for whoever puts up the most billboards.


    seriously. WHY THE FUCK do they do it.
    and what's with these glamour shots? bitches on the beach with their hair blowing and shit.

    tells ya what. first one to get their nummy jubblies out, i will actually vote for.

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    I'm voting for Christine Rankin just to fuck yokel off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    it's for whoever puts up the most billboards.


    seriously. WHY THE FUCK do they do it.
    and what's with these glamour shots? bitches on the beach with their hair blowing and shit.

    tells ya what. first one to get their nummy jubblies out, i will actually vote for.
    Maybe you're not the target audience?
    I'm going to guess they are aimed at the feeble of mind, those lacking internet access and those not educated about the electoral process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dog View Post
    Maybe you're not the target audience?
    I'm going to guess they are aimed at the feeble of mind, those lacking internet access and those not educated about the electoral process.

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    but there's sooooo fucken many!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    I'm voting for Christine Rankin just to fuck yokel off.
    i'll vote for yokel.

    to fuck everyone else off.

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    All aboard the PD train.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    i'll vote for yokel.

    to fuck everyone else off.
    Theres Trolling, but that is just Masochistic.
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    I don't vote in local body elections because you can't vote National.
    I mentioned vegetables once, but I think I got away with it...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    it's for whoever puts up the most billboards.


    seriously. WHY THE FUCK do they do it.
    and what's with these glamour shots? bitches on the beach with their hair blowing and shit.

    tells ya what. first one to get their nummy jubblies out, i will actually vote for.
    So you'd vote for Aunty Helen (or Hillary for that matter) if she showed you her dried up old flap jacks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasonu View Post
    So you'd vote for Aunty Helen (or Hillary for that matter) if she showed you her dried up old flap jacks?
    no. that's why i stipulated NUMMY jubblies. not just any old flappy sacks.

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    3 hours and still this trash isnt in pink hell.

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    I want Colin Craig to come back to politics. If he gets out his manly chest I am his. Bonus for a 3 way with that Rachel McGregor
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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    I want Colin Craig to come back to politics. If he gets out his manly chest I am his. Bonus for a 3 way with that Rachel McGregor
    Are all Triumph owners Gaylords?
    To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMarko View Post
    3 hours and still this trash isnt in pink hell.

    Kudos akzle
    dude. i basically own KB.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    I want Colin Craig to come back to politics. If he gets out his manly chest I am his. Bonus for a 3 way with that Rachel McGregor
    see. that's the shit. picture that 3 meters high with a "vote for cuntface" slogan on it.

    ...next to fifty others an your drive to the village to enjoy a quiet cuppa joe...

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