Seriously, you young cunts are lost

[Woodman]

You prefer the genuine article?

Not sure if there is a genuine double ended penis. My guess is that they are all fake.

[MrMarko]

Not sure if there is a genuine double ended penis. My guess is that they are all fake.

It's called a Yamaha Virago

[tri boy]

In a large workplace its quite funny listening quietly to dribble likes this from people who think they are tough/old school/awesome at everything etc but really prob quite insecure in themselves outside their comfortable environment at the pub with their chums.... But they will have perhaps never left the country and lived and worked in a foreign nation, changed occupations, attracted more than one women in their entire life etc... there's so many ways you could be 'the measure of a man'....

For the record though I've changed truck tyres solo roadside in dark and rain, hell crawled underneath and repaired/adjusted brake pots and airlines, electrical faults etc.
Driven a clutchless truck home through traffic in a major city.
Two way a radio HA! How about pre law change operating cellphone, CB radio and fleetlink at same time!!!
Backed a trailer, what a little car trailer? Backed B-trains, quad semis, deep pin with large front and rear overhang UK semis, truck and trailer, all around corners, blindside at times and also into dockways....
Chainsaw easy peasy, kickstartes meh.....

Plenty else that cant go in print....

Dude. You do realise this is just a wind up/piss take aye?

I'm also privileged to work side by side with awesome young guys in a trade environment.
In one week we will be in backcountry forrest blocks, urban construction zones and highways of national importance.

But we still value our team above all else. (especially over a few bevies and BBQ.

Loosen ya knickers ya up tight patsy

[mossy1200]

Dude. You do realise this is just a wind up.

Yeah Right!

This is KB. The most factual forum on the interwebs. Chances of a mistruth is very low here.

[R650R]

Loosen ya knickers ya up tight patsy

If that's what turns on the inner keyboard warrior in you LMFAO

[Brian d marge]

I have an Royal Enfield

I win

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[mossy1200]

I have an Royal Enfield

I win

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Only if its running with greater than 50% of the oil inside the engine.

[ellipsis]

...I fought off a stunned mullet once...do I go through...I'd like to thank my sponsors, my family...it has been a hard road to hoe...

[MrMarko]

Only if its running with greater than 50% of the oil inside the engine.

Believe it or not triumph and royal enfield use the same oil gauge across all models.

If it isn't leaking oil, there is none left in it.

[Brian d marge]

Triumphs are worse ..the rear pushrod tube .. sometimes I get oil misting on the exhaust oil banjo bolt ......

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[Bass]

...I fought off a stunned mullet once...do I go through...I'd like to thank my sponsors, my family...it has been a hard road to hoe...

That's ROW dammit. It's a hard ROW to hoe. Why the fuck would you hoe a road? So no, you don't go through - that's a fail

[Ocean1]

That's ROW dammit. It's a hard ROW to hoe. Why the fuck would you hoe a road? So no, you don't go through - that's a fail

Get some English, relates to mullet. Roe. It's a hard roe to hoe...

[Woodman]

Get some English, relates to mullet. Roe. It's a hard roe to hoe...

Its a hard row to ho. Thought that was an upstream paddle to an easy root.

[ellipsis]

That's ROW dammit. It's a hard ROW to hoe. Why the fuck would you hoe a road? So no, you don't go through - that's a fail

...thanks for that...I've been hoeing roads for years, no wonder my back's fucked...I was hoping for a fail, btw...

[Brian d marge]

I've done a few hard ho's ..still paying the price for one of em

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