For all you Guys and Gals struggling with your Uni work...

**Sparky Mark** · 5th October 2005, 10:54

Don't waste your valuable riding time! Type in any subject and let the essay generator do all the work!!

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**limbimtimwim** · 5th October 2005, 12:49

Originally Posted by Sparky Mark

Don't waste your valuable riding time! Type in any subject and let the essay generator do all the work!!
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I asked to make an essay on cheese, this was the conclusion:
Conclusion

In summary, cheese must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It questions, provides financial security and most importantly it perseveres.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Justin De Niro: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without cheese by my side.' [3]

I wrote so much drivel while doing politics at uni, I could have got that through.

**Cibby** · 5th October 2005, 13:03

heheheh i love it

An essay on Honda CBR250RR
'Brilliant', 'Quite Good', 'What?', these are just some of the comments made recently in the press regarding Honda CBR250RR. Underestimate Honda CBR250RR at your peril. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning Honda CBR250RR by those most reliant on technology, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of Honda CBR250RR.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she borrowed much from Honda CBR250RR. A society without Honda CBR250RR is like a society without knowledge, in that it provides standards by which we may judge our selves.

Recent thought on Honda CBR250RR has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to Honda CBR250RR, again and again.

Economic Factors

There has been a great deal of discussion in the world of economics, centred on the value of Honda CBR250RR. We shall examine the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers. Annual
Military
Budget

Honda CBR250RR

What a splendid graph. Seemingly the annual military budget, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by Honda CBR250RR due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting pre and post war views of Honda CBR250RR.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of the uncompromising Aaron Shandy 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of Honda CBR250RR until he was well into his thirties. If Honda CBR250RR be the food of politics, play on.

I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for Honda CBR250RR?
Conclusion

To conclude, Honda CBR250RR has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It enriches, provides financial security and it is human.

The final say goes to the award winning Wyclef Malkovitch: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: Honda CBR250RR ROCKS!!! [3]

**gromit** · 5th October 2005, 13:18

The subject of a wild woman has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. At first glance a wild woman may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. The juxtapositioning of a wild woman with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from the over 50, many of whom blame the influence of television. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on a wild woman and its numerous 'industries'.

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When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - a wild woman is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. To put it simply, people like a wild woman.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to a wild woman. Of course, a wild woman fits perfectly into the Spanish-Armada model, a lovely model.

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Conclusion

To reiterate, a wild woman has a special place in the heart of mankind. It sings a new song, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and never hides.

I will leave the last word to the famous Wyclef Paltrow: 'I love a wild woman? Yes! Hurray for a wild woman!' [3]

**Coyote** · 5th October 2005, 13:20

Haha, typed in "ur mom" and its started spouting out crap about military funding effecting ur mom

**ZorsT** · 5th October 2005, 13:26

While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind knee sliders, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination

funny.....

**Sniper** · 5th October 2005, 13:54

Its a fun tool I admit. Although what really amused me was the link that proves Im intelligent.

**Sparky Mark** · 5th October 2005, 13:57

That may be so, but are you suitable to look after a puppy???

**Sniper** · 5th October 2005, 14:04

Heres your answer

Originally Posted by Puppy Test

No you are not ready to look after a puppy

**Cibby** · 5th October 2005, 14:06

Originally Posted by Sniper

Its a fun tool I admit. Although what really amused me was the link that proves Im intelligent.

it was obviously not working correctly

**Sniper** · 5th October 2005, 14:12

Originally Posted by Cibby Chick

it was obviously not working correctly

**Sparky Mark** · 5th October 2005, 14:13

Originally Posted by Sniper

Heres your answer

Probably best, I guess your kitten would shoot it.. .

**Sniper** · 5th October 2005, 14:17

Who, Spaz the cat in my avatar. Nah, he is really rea..... BANG..... gentle.

Hang on.

**Wolf** · 5th October 2005, 14:26

In order to understand our selves, we must first understand a satisfying fart. Underestimate a satisfying fart at your peril. Given that its influence pervades our society, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought.

So true. So very true.

When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they was clearly refering to the impact of a satisfying fart on today's society.

It's always very lonely after a satisfying fart.

It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was a satisfying fart.

Now that explains a lot...

Since the Renaissance a satisfying fart has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.

Ah. 'twas the Renaissance. Here was me thinking it was ever since Heinz made canned baked beans accessible to the masses.