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  1. 4th October 2005, 16:15 #1
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    Arrow the whys of men...sorry more male bashing!

    1 . WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

    (because they are plugged into a genius)

    2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

    (they don't have enough time)

    3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

    (they don't stop to ask directions)

    4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

    (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

    (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

    5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

    (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

    6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

    (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

    7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

    (don't know.....it never happened)

    And my personal favorite:

    8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

    (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

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  2. 4th October 2005, 16:19 #2
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    Why do men die before women?







    Because they want to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    Why do men die before women?







    Because they want to.
    ahh too true!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    Why do men die before women?

    Because they want to.
    Yay, what a comeback from the men. Go Lou!!

    How many women does it take to change a lightbulb??

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    how does a blonde change a lightbulb.



    She holds it in the air, and the world revolves around her.
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  6. 4th October 2005, 16:34 #6
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    Why do women live longer than men

    They don't have wives...

    yeah - I know just a variation on a theme - it's late... forgive me
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    Why do women get periods???

    Because they fucken deserve them!!!
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    "You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in common."
    said the new tenant's neighbor. "Why on earth did you get married?"

    "I suppose it was the old business of 'opposites attract' ... " was
    the reply. "He wasn't pregnant and I was."
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  9. 4th October 2005, 19:05 #9
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    In the spirit of a little man-bashing (I am a secure fella)
    Why is a man like a floor tile???


    Lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for life!
    And then the response... sorry ladies.


    Why is a woman like a box of KFC???



    Once you are done with the thighs and the breasts
    all you have left is a greasy box to stick your bone in!

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  10. 4th October 2005, 21:18 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Macktheknife
    Once you are done with the thighs and the breasts
    all you have left is a greasy box to stick your bone in!
    Soooooo wrong, but I had to laugh..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Macktheknife
    Why is a woman like a box of KFC???



    Once you are done with the thighs and the breasts
    all you have left is a greasy box to stick your bone in!
    Shit thats good!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Macktheknife
    In the spirit of a little man-bashing (I am a secure fella)
    Why is a man like a floor tile???


    Lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for life!
    haha nice..

    Note to self.. work on laying technique.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cibby Chick
    haha nice..

    Note to self.. work on laying technique.
    Bug and MDU said they would help
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Bug and MDU said they would help

    hahahahahhhaha

    Geeze sniper.. I'm a taken women with a rep to look after.. Stop hijacking threads and turning them down to the gutter for your own evil purposes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cibby Chick
    hahahahahhhaha

    Geeze sniper.. I'm a taken women with a rep to look after.. Stop hijacking threads and turning them down to the gutter for your own evil purposes.
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