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    Quote Originally Posted by R650R View Post
    Doesn't need to be over developed, just some nice expensive hotels for rich foreign tourists to stay in. Then more easy reasonably paid jobs cooking/cleaning/feeding/transporting them.

    And it would still be chur bro, but "Chur Bro cant believe another 'Merican just paid $1000 to go bareback horseriding with the whanau, or guided surfcasting, pig hunting, fishing trips etc....
    You should see what a few piles of steaming shitty vine yards have done for HB....
    Govt beauracracy will always be about, hell in your case you'd prob even get massive grants to help set up in business.

    Our country would be third world without forestry jobs and the associated industries...
    when your metric is jewgold: shit's fucked.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    no. fuck off.

    fucken aucklanders already ruining shit, mangawhai, marsden, ruakaka... once nice places, now suburban hell.
    You could make a killing out of aucklanders, rent out your caravan, hire out the goat.
    " Rule books are for the Guidance of the Wise, and the Obedience of Fools"

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    Quote Originally Posted by awa355 View Post
    You could make a killing out of aucklanders, rent out your caravan, hire out the goat.
    We wont rent out our van, love it too much to have some strangers in it and not leaving it how they found it.... goats especially.
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    Akzle was right and there were indeed cunts that deserved to have it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    i'm not going to go so far as to say people deserve cancer.

    onearmedbandit: ''We feel the use of a first name is fine''

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    We wont rent out our van, love it too much to have some strangers in it and not leaving it how they found it.... goats especially.
    Imagine the horror of finding your macrame collection disturbed.
    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit View Post
    ...people will disagree, call one another an 'egg' or idiot. That's fine.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    Imagine the horror of finding your macrame collection disturbed.
    Macrame' aside, it's the Venetian blinds facing down not up that really upsets us.
    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    Akzle was right and there were indeed cunts that deserved to have it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    i'm not going to go so far as to say people deserve cancer.

    onearmedbandit: ''We feel the use of a first name is fine''

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ocean1 View Post
    ...Jobs, that winz can point you at.

    Yeah fuck all that John.
    Quote Originally Posted by Goatfuckingdolebludger View Post
    when jewgold is the metric... thank fuck you're nearly dead.
    Hit a nerve there eh?

    Must be hard for you having all that dole jewgold forced on you, I'm sure we can talk nicely to winz get you paid in turnips instead.
    Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ocean1 View Post
    Hit a nerve there eh?
    bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Macrame' aside, it's the Venetian blinds facing down not up that really upsets us.
    how bright is your screen in cant see shitin the windows there....

    Down is better, slightly open so you can see intruders coming....
    Failing to take corners and life seriously since 197X

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    Quote Originally Posted by R650R View Post
    how bright is your screen in cant see shitin the windows there....

    Down is better, slightly open so you can see intruders coming....
    We have insect screens on all windows and roof vents plus black out material coupled with curtains in the bedroom, the ensuite has been turned into a store cupboard, ain't nobody shitin' & pissin' in the there when there are perfectly good toilets to use.

    We did offer it up for free use to anyone from Christchurch after the Earthquakes. Offer has now expired.

    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    A serious offer to anyone in Christchurch...

    If you have had enough and want a bit of time away?

    We have a 6 berth Caravan on site at a Northland Camp Ground.
    Double bed at one end and twin bunks at the other.
    There is a full awning if your stay will be longer than a few days.
    The only cost involved is getting to Auckland, and your food.
    We can/will help with transport to and from the airport.

    The pics were taken during summer but its always an ideal place to do absolutely nothing.
    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    Akzle was right and there were indeed cunts that deserved to have it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    i'm not going to go so far as to say people deserve cancer.

    onearmedbandit: ''We feel the use of a first name is fine''

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Offer has now expired.
    But in case anyone failed to notice how charitable you were the first time around.........
    Quote Originally Posted by husaberk View Post
    Oh I must really irk you to be repeatedly proven to be a total utter moron in public.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    But in case anyone failed to notice how charitable you were the first time around.........
    Plenty did, It was in an okay state at the time but I took it home soon after and refurbished it... you'd love it
    And your personal favorite Charitable event of 2011... http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...(Sat-19-March)
    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    Akzle was right and there were indeed cunts that deserved to have it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    i'm not going to go so far as to say people deserve cancer.

    onearmedbandit: ''We feel the use of a first name is fine''

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    Nice T-shirt Pete.

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/nz-e...ght-he-left-it


    But what about the beer???
    I've been told. Dreaming`s free.
    Think I'll go, back to sleep.
    Everybody listen, voices in my head
    Everybody listen, do yours say, what mine says?

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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    Nice T-shirt Pete.

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/nz-e...ght-he-left-it


    But what about the beer???
    As keen as I am on Kirin and Steinie, it's going to the tip with the fucking fridge when I finally get home. Glad the seat foam of my SR in the lounge ain't stinking of fish though. I was freaking about the prospect of that!
    'There are none so merciless as those who have been shown no mercy' Mark Brandon (Chopper) Read

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