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    Failed to check the depth of that creek manually instead of mechanically.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Knight View Post
    Failed to check the depth of that creek manually instead of mechanically.

    Then had to spring for a full engine rebuild when the crank bearings give up. Dear, oh dear.

    Real bikers carry spare spark plugs and oil.
    Manopausal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    ...moaned like fuck about the cost of rego whilst repeatedly replacing sticky sports tyres in less than 5,000km intervals due to being worn in the centre but with chicken strips as wide as Bosslady's forehead.



    You must have some incredibly thick mates. Go figure.
    I can't be a biker then. I don't complain at the cost of ACC, maybe the fairness of its application.
    I get 23000 out of a set of hoops... unless I need a pick up because of a nail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    ...moaned like fuck about the cost of rego whilst repeatedly replacing sticky sports tyres in less than 5,000km intervals due to being worn in the centre but with chicken strips as wide as Bosslady's forehead.



    You must have some incredibly thick mates. Go figure.
    I can't be a biker then. I don't complain at the cost of ACC, maybe the fairness of its application.
    I get 23,000 out of a set of hoops... unless I need a pick up because of a nail.

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    ...got to Waiouru during the Winter months and discovered that 10 degs is quite tropical compared to what you've been riding through for past 40 mins.

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    You can't call yourself a motorcyclist unless...you've...

    Felt under pressure to keep up in a group ride situation.
    '' i'd let you touch me.''

    Sorry fulla but I am spoken for.

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    Don't care anymore about helmet hair.
    "If you ever need anything please don’t hesitate to ask someone else first.”

    Anyhoo don't forget to add to calendar 19th May, 27th July, and 31 August.
    World whisky day, International whisky day, and Scotch whisky day.

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    tried at least once, to do a big clever wheelie.

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    ... unless you've dropped it, frantically yanked it up again, and gone too far and dropped it the other way...

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    ... unless you've actually got a motorcycle
    =mjc=
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dog View Post
    Or
    Argued centrifugal...........
    Does not exist!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dog View Post
    I can't be a biker then. I don't complain at the cost of ACC, maybe the fairness of its application.
    I get 23,000 out of a set of hoops... unless I need a pick up because of a nail.

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    Seeing as you replied twice I figured I should reciprocate. Ever thought that maybe it's the Honda?

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    You've stopped roadside and warmed your hands on the mufflers
    "If you ever need anything please don’t hesitate to ask someone else first.”

    Anyhoo don't forget to add to calendar 19th May, 27th July, and 31 August.
    World whisky day, International whisky day, and Scotch whisky day.

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    You've had a rear blowout with full luggage and pillion on a remote backroad in a foreign country. ( well, irish republic pre eu propup!)
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    Seeing as you replied twice I figured I should reciprocate. Ever thought that maybe it's the Honda?
    I thought we were trying to set a standard for a kiwi biker, not a heshe biker.

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