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    Rebranding Auckland

    Been a bit of shit up here recently about people wasting money rebranding Auckland.

    Letter to the Herald this morning from some guy in Devonport sums it up.

    Fkn classic!


    Auckland - city of jails
    Wellington - city of gales
    Christchurch - city of nails
    Dunedin - city of ales
    There, that ought to save the ratepayer a million over the next year or two.



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    A submission from the Auckland Tourettes Society

    Auckland: Shit Piss Cunt Bucket.

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    Auckland rate payers attending meeting held by Ateed to discuss rebranding...


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    Auckland: It's okay to admit that it's the best place in the country.

    Auckland: Where you can be sure that the lovely lady at the Bar isn't related!

    Auckland: Still not quite first world Infrastructure.

    Auckland: It's too expensive, we'll do it later when it's cheaper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDemonLord View Post
    Auckland: It's okay to admit that it's the best place in the country.

    Auckland: Where you can be sure that the lovely lady at the Bar isn't related!

    Auckland: Still not quite first world Infrastructure.

    Auckland: It's too expensive, we'll do it later when it's cheaper.
    You forgot...

    Auckland: A collection of villages pretending to be something else...

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    Auckland: proving aspiring to world class is not worth it.

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    "Auckland, pull your head out of your arse"

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    Auckland, a bit of a shame really.

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    Auckland - thank fuck I got the fuck out of it.

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    "Auckland, Gore, only bigger"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Auckland - thank fuck I got the fuck out of it.
    Auckland thanks Katman for his contribution
    DeMyer's Laws - an argument that consists primarily of rambling quotes isn't worth bothering with.

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    "Auckland, fuck this shit"

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    Auckland, where a light shower makes half a million people late for work.

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