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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    Oh just the cut and thrust of getting out of bed in the morning...
    thrust?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cibby Chick
    thrust?
    if you insist...

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    Very good WRT. Now where is that spot so I may avoid it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Very good WRT. Now where is that spot so I may avoid it.

    oh sniper... dont be silly... MDU knows that he cant have me...
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    What does that have to do with me avoiding it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    What does that have to do with me avoiding it.

    i decline to comment.
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    To every man upon this earth
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    wow - you're good with your tongue... bet the ladies love that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    wow - you're good with your tongue... bet the ladies love that...
    Yea - he's a cunning linguist alright!
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    Yea - he's a cunning linguist alright!
    Gotta be careful doin' that - one slip and you're in the shit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    Gotta be careful doin' that - one slip and you're in the shit...
    If it tastes like shit, then your taking too bigger licks . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by WRT
    If it tastes like shit, then your taking too bigger licks . . .
    Hey - if they wash... some like it if you do th...

    ok - maybe I shut up now.... let's just say you shouldn't rule anything out too soon....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    Hey - if they wash... some like it if you do th...

    ok - maybe I shut up now.... let's just say you shouldn't rule anything out too soon....
    Sort of like catering for all tastes huh??
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty
    hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father
    answers and invites him in."Carrie's not ready yet, so sit down for a mo?" he says. "That's really cool," says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they may go to the soda shop or a movie. Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby, so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it.
    "Yeah," says Carrie's father,"Carrie really likes to screw, she'll screw all
    night if she gets a chance!"
    Well this made Bobby's eyes light up, and he immediately revised his plans
    for the evening. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little
    poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with
    anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out of the front door. About 20
    minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Carrie rushes back into the house,
    slams the door behind her, and screams at her father,

    "DAMMIT DADDY! THE TWIST!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!!"
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

    If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...

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