thrust?Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
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thrust?Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
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if you insist...Originally Posted by Cibby Chick
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Very good WRT. Now where is that spot so I may avoid it.
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Originally Posted by Sniper
oh sniper... dont be silly... MDU knows that he cant have me...
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What does that have to do with me avoiding it.
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Originally Posted by Sniper
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To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
wow - you're good with your tongue... bet the ladies love that...Originally Posted by Sniper
Yea - he's a cunning linguist alright!Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Gotta be careful doin' that - one slip and you're in the shit...Originally Posted by MSTRS
If it tastes like shit, then your taking too bigger licks . . .Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
Hey - if they wash... some like it if you do th...Originally Posted by WRT
ok - maybe I shut up now.... let's just say you shouldn't rule anything out too soon....
Sort of like catering for all tastes huh??Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty
hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father
answers and invites him in."Carrie's not ready yet, so sit down for a mo?" he says. "That's really cool," says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they may go to the soda shop or a movie. Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby, so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it.
"Yeah," says Carrie's father,"Carrie really likes to screw, she'll screw all
night if she gets a chance!"
Well this made Bobby's eyes light up, and he immediately revised his plans
for the evening. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little
poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with
anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out of the front door. About 20
minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Carrie rushes back into the house,
slams the door behind her, and screams at her father,
"DAMMIT DADDY! THE TWIST!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!!"
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
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