Quote of the year -

[Oakie]

20 days into the year and I think we have a contender for quote of 2017 already. This in a Stuff article about those 'amateur experts' who claim to be able to predict earthquakes:
( Quite an interesting article really http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/8826...ct-earthquakes )

Hyde said these men's theories should not be discounted at face value - maybe someone will get it right one day. "You've got to be open-minded but you've got to be careful it's not so open your brain falls out," she said.

Anyway, I think that is a quote that I shall use next time the local conspiracy theorist at work starts off again about Chemtrails, geo-engineering, UFOs and that John Key resigned because he gave a butt load of taxpayer money to the Clinton campaign.

[EJK]

I'm surprised you actually spent time reading the article!

[pzkpfw]

http://quoteinvestigator.com/2014/04/13/open-mind/

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[Katman]

Anyway, I think that is a quote that I shall use next time the local conspiracy theorist at work starts off again about Chemtrails, geo-engineering, UFOs and that John Key resigned because he gave a butt load of taxpayer money to the Clinton campaign.

I can imagine your total devastation come the day you discover your worker is more intelligent than you.

[Oakie]

I'm surprised you actually spent time reading the article!

Wouln't say I read every word but had a good scan

http://quoteinvestigator.com/2014/04/13/open-mind/ 123456789

It did seem vaguely familiar ... still love it though

I can imagine your total devastation come the day you discover your worker is more intelligent than you.

I already accept that he probably is more intelligent than me which is great because I don't have to dumb anything down for him. I just think all his excess intelligence has to go somewhere so he uses it on conspiracy theories. Real neat guy though who has had a fascinating life (from being a punk in the 70s through to now being a spiritual vegetarian who likes long walks on the beach) . He is about to become a biker too.

[pritch]

Not the exact quote but the new Education Secretary in Trump's circus of horrors, ummm I mean cabinet, must be a contender. When asked a question about guns in schools (currently banned) she said the decision should be left up to individual states. 'Cause grizzly bears.

[Berries]

700 bucks for a fucking hoover.

[Katman]

......and that John Key resigned because he gave a butt load of taxpayer money to the Clinton campaign.

http://www.wakeupnz.net/13-7m-nz-tax...inton-charity/

[jasonu]

http://www.wakeupnz.net/13-7m-nz-tax...inton-charity/

Talk about barking up the wrong tree.

[AllanB]

I predict I'll get a boner if I see perky boobs. OK, probably any boobs (not male though).

Side boob.....Mmmmmmm

[russd7]

I predict I'll get a boner if I see perky boobs. OK, probably any boobs (not male though).

Side boob.....Mmmmmmm

been tryin ta get the wife to show me her boobs, well that was until her husband gave me a black eye

[Moi]

been tryin ta get the wife to show me her boobs, well that was until her husband gave me a black eye

guess you boobed there...

[AllanB]

been tryin ta get the wife to show me her boobs, well that was until her husband gave me a black eye

Nothing worse than making a tit out of yourself.

[granstar]

Ear's a pair for ya ....

[Oakie]

Ear's a pair for ya ....

Blue footed boobies!