Midget talks funny

[NotaGoth]

One morning, a stud farm owner recieves a visit from a midget wanting to buy a horse. It's soon obvious that the dwarf has a speech impediment.

"Can I view a female horth?" he asks. Dutifully, the owner leads one out, and shows the midget the hooves and legs.

"That'th a thtrong looking beatht, for thure," says the gnomic breeder, nodding his head. "Can I thee her mouf?"

Confused as to how the tiny man will ride the animal, the farmer still picks up the midget and shows him him the horse's mouth. "Nith, healthy-looking horth," agrees the midget. "Move me awownd to her eerth..."

Now getting annoyed, the owner lifts up the midget one more time to look at the ears.

"Finally," says the Lilliputian, "can I see her twat?"

With that, the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head into the horse's vagina.

Pulling him out after a minute, the tiny man stumbles around, dazed. "Perhapth I thould rephrathe that," he says, shaking his head. "Can I thee her wun awownd?"

[Beemer]

Recent repost

[John]

When I saw the topic title I thought it was about me, guess no one loves me anymore

[placidfemme]

When I saw the topic title I thought it was about me, guess no one loves me anymore

lol your not that short

good joke by the way!

[SixPackBack]

When I saw the topic title I thought it was about me, guess no one loves me anymore

Bbbbaaaaraby loves you John.....and she is similar height

[miSTa]

A guy calls his buddy a horse rancher and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse for him.

His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"

That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."

The midget shows up at the ranch, and the rancher asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

The dwarf says, "A female horth."

The rancher shows him a prize filly.

"Nithe lookin horth"., says the dwarf.
"Can I thee her eyeth"?

The guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth", says the dwarf.

"Now can I thee her earzth"?

The rancher picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth,

Now can I see her mouf"?

The rancher is gettin' pretty pissed off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

Nice mouf, Now can I see her twot"?

Totally mad as hell at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

"Perhapth I should rephrase that;

Can I thee her wun awound a widdle bit"?

[Beemer]

Repost! Seen it on here at least twice (but can only find one) - Sniper, you're slipping!

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ighlight=horse

[Sniper]

Repost! Seen it on here at least twice (but can only find one) - Sniper, you're slipping!

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ighlight=horse

Am not, I was still in bed

[Beemer]

Am not, I was still in bed

After 10am? Sorry, you're not slipping - you're LAZY!!!

[The_Dover]

Not another thread about Finn.

[Sniper]

After 10am? Sorry, you're not slipping - you're LAZY!!!

Oi i:

I said I was in bed, I didnt say I was in bed sleeping

[WRT]

I said I was in bed, I didnt say I was in bed sleeping

Been firing off a few rounds there Sniper?

[Beemer]

Oi i:

I said I was in bed, I didnt say I was in bed sleeping

Ah, but you didn't say there was anyone there with you so I won't even start on what you may or may not have been doing, but I hope you washed your hands afterwards!

[miSTa]

Repost! Seen it on here at least twice (but can only find one) - Sniper, you're slipping!

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ighlight=horse

Doesn't count - that was posted 12 days before I signed up to KB

Yep the Queer Repost Finder has slipped up badly... (pt of course)

[huck farley]

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.


His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?'


'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment.'


So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.


'A female horth.'


So he shows him a prized filly.


'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'?


So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse 's eyes the once over.


'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'?


So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.


'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'?


The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.


'Nice mouf, can I see her twot'?


Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.


The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.


'Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit'?