Be careful of little girls on planes!

[StoneY]

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff grass -Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know anything about shit?

[AllanB]

She should join KB - being able to talk shit is one of the signing up requirements.

[P38]

Recently I sat next to a woman and her 6 year old boy flying into Brisbane. I had the ailse seat she was in the middle, the boy and his elmo toy were in the window seat.
He and Elmo were busy looking out the window for most of the filght.
Mum was not very talkative as she told me she was very nervous flying.

As we banked over Morton bay to line up for Brizzy airport the little boy said in in big loud voice "Look Mummy were falling in the water.

She nearly shot through the roof, grabbed the seat in front of her so tight her finger prints are still embedded in it, turned a very pale colour and in an even louder voice yelled "Shut Up I dont wanna know"!!!

Lots of other passengers turned to look.

She was still pale when we disembarked.

Nice one Kid, your gonna go a lone way.

[BikerDazz]

Recently I sat next to a woman and her 6 year old boy flying into Brisbane. I had the ailse seat she was in the middle, the boy and his elmo toy were in the window seat.
He and Elmo were busy looking out the window for most of the filght.
Mum was not very talkative as she told me she was very nervous flying.

As we banked over Morton bay to line up for Brizzy airport the little boy said in in big loud voice "Look Mummy were falling in the water.

She nearly shot through the roof, grabbed the seat in front of her so tight her finger prints are still embedded in it, turned a very pale colour and in an even louder voice yelled "Shut Up I dont wanna know"!!!

Lots of other passengers turned to look.

She was still pale when we disembarked.

Nice one Kid, your gonna go a lone way.

Ha, that's classic

[EgliHonda]

Ha, was on a long haul flight once and plane did a massive dip as we hit a downdraft. People knocked off their feet, trays flying etc, and a shocked silence except for nervous whimpering as the thing levelled out and resumed level flight.
Then a wee joker defused the tension markedly buy chortling loudly and shouting "again, do it again" which had everyone laughing...