Midget talks funny

[sosman]

What happen to the midget that walked under the lady's skirt?......













He got a CLIT around the ear... & a FLAP across the face ...

[scumdog]

What happen to the midget that walked under the lady's skirt?......













He got a CLIT around the ear... & a FLAP across the face ...

And the dwarf got a box around the ears..

[YellowDog]

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending
a friend over to look at a horse.

His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?'

'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment.'

So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking
for a male or female horse.

'A female horth.'

So he shows him a prized filly.

'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'?

So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the
horse's eyes the once over.

'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'?

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows
him the horse's ears.

'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'?

The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point,
but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

'Nice mouf, can I see her twot'?

Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him
under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as
he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams
him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

'Perhapth I should rephrase that.

Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit'?

[Brownbikerbabe]

HEHEHEHEEEE...good one!

[Sharry]

[nothingflash]

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.

His buddy asks, 'How will I recognise him?'

'That's easy; he's a dwarf with a speech impediment.'

So, the dwarf shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

'A female horth.'

So he shows him a prized filly.

'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?'

So the guy picks up the dwarf and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?'

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

'Nith earzth, can I thee her mouf?'

The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

'Nice mouf, can I see her twat?'

Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the dwarf's head up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

'Perhapth I should rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awoun a widdlebit?'