When I went down South on the Hornet a decade or so ago I saw bugger all bikes, even posted about it on KB. There may be some bikes but nobody much was riding them. Maybe the bikes are all in the museums? It's true they have some nice roads down there but they think they have all the nice roads, 'cause most of the inbred hillbillies haven't ever crossed Cook Straight.
That's like Wellingtonians raving about the Paekak hill which is pretty ordinary really, or the Rimutaka hill, which was OK once - but that was a bloody long time ago.
Or even the Dorklanders who think the Coro loop is the be all and end all, because they've never been anywhere else.
There, that should have offended just about everybody.
There is a grey blur, and a green blur. I try to stay on the grey one. - Joey Dunlop
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