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    The Elevator Ride

    A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch member, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

    The white man faints and falls to the floor.

    The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"

    In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

    The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."

    The small guy says, "Turner Brown!... Sweet Jesus mother Mary of God, I thought you said, 'Turn Around'"!
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!

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    classic example

    hahahahha

    Nice

    This is really a classic example that males dont listen. Hehehhe
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cibby Chick
    This is really a classic example that males dont listen. Hehehhe
    Classic - but I think it proves that if you threaten to stick 20 inches of bubba up the arse of your average white guy it's enough to make him faint...

    I'm sure that's the effect it would have on me....

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    Or you'd be praying to faint.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer
    A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator
    What the hell's White Trash doing in an elevator?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riff Raff
    What the hell's White Trash doing in an elevator?

    LOL!

    Good question... I only met him once but I'm reasonably sure he's not that way inclined... Having Bubba introduce him to "Roger"...

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    One way to split.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    One way to split.......

    ouch.. sounds painful...
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    haha......

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