AAAaaaaaaaaarrghhhhh

[SlashWylde]

I reccomend the patient take a remedial dose of beer (preferable Monteiths), Jameson Irish Whiskey and six straight hours of Black Label Society, Opeth, Sevendust and Megadeth.

To be administered daily till the patient comes to his senses.

Regards,

Dr R. Soul

[Waylander]

Sounds like a plan to me.

[Riff Raff]

I'm seriously worried about you SP!

[James Deuce]

Roght SP, if you're going to do this, do it properly. PM Paul in NZ and he'll give you stuff to listen to that is as energising as your standard fare.

For a start go git Hayseed Dixie. Check the song list. Then you'll see what I'm saying.

[Ms Piggy]

I've started listening to.........................................country and western music

It's just sort of.......snuck up on me.........

I find myself flicking off all the Goth, Thrash and Death Metal, all the Folky stuff, the Electronica and blues and putting on...................willie nelson....patsy cline....waylon jennings.......'Doc' Cook And His 14 Doctors Of Syncopation.....


Is there a cure for this? Will it just naturally run its course, like a bad dose of the flu.........or am I doomed to a future of yodelling cowboys and visions of line dancing..........


or is it because i'm now a gixxer rider?

There is nooooo cure - hey ya wanna borrow my "Best of Johnny Cash"?

[SixPackBack]

The Gixxer has nothing to do with it SP. In fact i took the opportunity to call Suzuki this afternoon and explain your predicament......they assured me they would confiscate the Gixxer [as you are plainly not cool] and replace it with GN250 until you come to your senses......

[SPman]

I think its the 60 straight hours of Black Label Society, Opeth, Sevendust Megadeth. and sundry others, that may have precipitated this crisis!

Sarge is giving me some good redneck stuff to OD on - fuck - 20mins of that and I may be cured, after all................


or not


To the pub

[Macktheknife]

heathen redneck

Try some single malt and some Piobaireachd ...

I'm sorry, some single malt and *bless you*
something obscured by a sneeze? WTF did he say?
Now if you had said Laphroiag I would instantly know what you were on about!

[branco]

next you'll be looking at harleys and thinking to yourself "hmmmmm nice ride"

[marty]

now if there's one thing worse than listnening to c & w........

[marty]

i can just pick it - 290km/h up the silverdale m/w, ding a ling ding ding ding ding ding ding, ding a ling ding ding ding ding ding ding on the i-pod in the helmet.....

[SPORK]

The correct cure for this is a buckshot to the brain. Failing that, listening to Children of
Bodom. Then Steve Vai. Then Metallica.

Rinse and repeat.

[Dadpole]

You can borrow my collection:

"Don't Cry On My Shoulders Cause You're Rustin' My Spurs"
"Drop-kick me, Jesus, through the Goal posts of Life."
"Here's a Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares."
"How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?"
"How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?"
"I Been Roped and Throwed by Jesus in the Holy Ghost Corral."
"I Can't Love Your Body if Your Heart's Not In It"
"I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling."
"I Fell In A Pile Of You, And Got Love All Over Me"
"I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart."
"I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine"
"I Meant Every Word That He Said"
"I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out of Town."
"I Would Have Writ You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yecch!"
"I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win"
"I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me than a Frontal Lobotomy."
"I'll Get Over You, as Soon as You Get Out From Under Him"
"I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate our Home."
"I'm Just A Bug On The WIndshield of Life."
"I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here"
"I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying on My Back in My Bed 'n' Cryin' Over You."
"If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You"
"If It's Got To Be Later, How 'Bout Later Tonight?"
"If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick, I'll Fall In Love"
"If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will"
"Learning to Live Again is Killing Me."
"My Every Day Silver Is Plastic"
"My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus"
"My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him"
"Oh, I've Got Hair Oil on My Ears, and My Glasses are Slipping Down, but Baby I Can See Through You."
"Oh, Lord! It's Hard to be Humble When You're Perfect in Every Way"
"Please Bypass This Heart"
"She Got the Gold Mine, and I Got the Shaft"
"She Got the Ring, I Got the Finger."
"She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty"
"She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without."
"Swing Wide Your Gate of Love"
"Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone"
"There Ain't No Waste in My Baby's Love Canal"
"They May Put me in Prison, but They Can't Stop My Face from Breakin' Out."
"When the Phone Don't Ring, Baby, you'll Know it's me."

[Motu]

My wife just joined the Country Music Club

I like country,but it's gotta have attitude,this guy had some attitude....

[idb]

I've read threads on this forum where people 'fess up to havin' crabs, drinkin' too much, smokin' dope, takin' hard drugs, an' otherwise bein' sad individuals but buddy....you take the cake.
Self respect has got to give you some threshold beyond which you will not cross and I woulda thought 'fessin' up to the world that you listen to C&W - well mista....that just ain't right!

My keyboard has run out of apostrophes!!!