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  1. 11th February 2017, 18:36 #31
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    No immediate neighbours aka Solitary confinement.
    '' i'd let you touch me.''

    Sorry fulla but I am spoken for.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    what a fucking lazy cunt.
    i'm up at 5, and if you're not, well, fuck you. just because you choose to work the retard shift (9-5) doesn't mean everyone else is that stupid, nor should pander to you.
    and as i get told, "if you don't like it, move somewhere else"

    fucken moaning townies.
    Actually, I've made an unnecessary assumption.

    Is that 5am, or 5pm?
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  3. 11th February 2017, 19:06 #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    When is an acceptable time to start mowing?
    Personally, 9am onwards. Sundays too. God-bothering cunts can suck it up.



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    Opens his window and tells neighbour to fuck off. No compliance apparently.
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  4. 11th February 2017, 19:23 #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    i have no immediate neighbours.
    Sounds like you've found the perfect spot; both for you and everyone else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Personally, 9am onwards. Sundays too. God-bothering cunts can suck it up.
    By 9am they're well on their way to church, are they not?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    Actually, I've made an unnecessary assumption.

    Is that 5am, or 5pm?
    double rbgiafp!!

    it's 5 am. though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    double rbgiafp!!

    it's 5 am. though.
    Why? P? 3 sleeps till Christmas?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVboy View Post
    Why? P? 3 sleeps till Christmas?
    waning.

    if it was P, why would i sleep? followed closely by why would i get up "early"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    Actually, I've made an unnecessary assumption.

    Is that 5am, or 5pm?
    That'll be 5 spots on the knives, then he gets up and finds somewhere comfy to sit for the rest of the day.
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    Here's an antisocial lawn mower!
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  11. 11th February 2017, 21:29 #41
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    Our neighbour has fucking noisy grandchildren.

    I'd rather they mowed their lawn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Our neighbour has fucking noisy grandchildren.

    I'd rather they mowed their lawn.
    What if they mowed the grandchildren?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    What if they mowed the grandchildren?
    With an Israeli robotic lawnmower?

    http://www.israel21c.org/israeli-law...makes-the-cut/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    With an Israeli robotic lawnmower?

    http://www.israel21c.org/israeli-law...makes-the-cut/
    They couldn't use an Israeli lawnmower. Katman would think it was some sort of low level spy drone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodman View Post
    They couldn't use an Israeli lawnmower. Katman would think it was some sort of low level spy drone.
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