The anti-social lawn mower thread

[nzspokes]

Can you still get the original Flymos? Haven't seen one for years although I knowe the brand still exists.

No idea to be honest, when I did my small engine time we worked on them all the time. But that was a lot of years ago.

People would never change the blades, you would end up with the disk that held it cutting the grass. Made a mess when one of the blades was not done up correctly, plastic body and all.

Edit, well they do still exist. just electric only by the looks. http://www.flymo.com/nz/products/lawn-mowers/

[bogan]

Pro tip, Flymo and a long rope. Tie rope to the handle. Start flymo and hold rope. Then swing away.

Some of the robo mowers are supposed to be pretty good too. No cat/dog shit problem like the robo vacuums either!

[Oakie]

Some of the robo mowers are supposed to be pretty good too. No cat/dog shit problem like the robo vacuums either!

Ah yes, the perils of mowing the lawn when you have a dog. We haven't had one for 10 years now but I still remember the thrill of mowing a turd that you missed in the pre-mow clean up ... the all encompassing smell of stale dog shit in the air and poo flakes swirling like fecal confetti.

[Daffyd]

Pro tip, Flymo and a long rope. Tie rope to the handle. Start flymo and hold rope. Then swing away.

I used to do just that. Had a steep bank with a path along the top. Just had to walk back and forth, playing rope out a little each time. It was an electric one.

[Brian d marge]

what a fucking lazy cunt.
i'm up at 5, and if you're not, well, fuck you. just because you choose to work the retard shift (9-5) doesn't mean everyone else is that stupid, nor should pander to you.
and as i get told, "if you don't like it, move somewhere else"

fucken moaning townies.

That only gives u 2 hours before the sun goes down .
How do u get shit done?

sent for a divine source

[roogazza]

I don't mind the mowers so much, around here its about the most noise you get,''Ride ons''. Infinately better than living close to neighbours as we did in Pram.
I had to adjust a neighbours attitude just before we moved,I don't miss that one little bit.(or the reformed little faggot).

[Jeff Sichoe]

I don't give a fuck about lawn mowers or hammers or whatever it's people who leave their dogs tied up all fucken day and then ignore them when they get home.

You useless fat fucking baby dicked turd fucking take your shitty dog for a walk you CUNT

[trufflebutter]

I don't give a fuck about lawn mowers or hammers or whatever it's people who leave their dogs tied up all fucken day and then ignore them when they get home.

You useless fat fucking baby dicked turd fucking take your shitty dog for a walk you CUNT

And then mow your fucking lawns you useless fat fucking baby dicked turd?

[Berries]

I don't give a fuck about lawn mowers or hammers or whatever it's people who leave their dogs tied up all fucken day and then ignore them when they get home.

You useless fat fucking baby dicked turd fucking take your shitty dog for a walk you CUNT

I welded mine to the flymo.

[george formby]

Pro tip #2

Robot mowers can be used as beer delivery vehickles.

[Brian d marge]

Pro tip #2

Robot mowers can be used as beer delivery vehickles.

I married mine

sent for a divine source

[Virago]

I married mine...

So the rumours are true...

[Brian d marge]

So the rumours are true...

Yup , still thinks bits of paper are worth something and that the government is there to protect us from the nasty North Korea and the evil China....
Often seen mesmerized by bright flashing lights from the box in the corner

That's a point wheres me beer?

sent for a divine source

[Oakie]

And we have a new winner!

The guy who started his pneumatic drill (jack-hammer) at 8.02am this Saturday morning and is still going for it. Sounds like it's at least a block away from us but loud enough to rouse Mrs Oakie from her sleep and utter a very rude couple of words to describe what she thought of the guy.

Bet his immediate neighbours were impressed.

[george formby]

And we have a new winner!

The guy who started his pneumatic drill (jack-hammer) at 8.02am this Saturday morning and is still going for it. Sounds like it's at least a block away from us but loud enough to rouse Mrs Oakie from her sleep and utter a very rude couple of words to describe what she thought of the guy.

Bet his immediate neighbours were impressed.

I've had a digger shifting rocks since 7:17 this morning....