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  1. 19th March 2017, 19:41 #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    And we have a new winner!

    The guy who started his pneumatic drill (jack-hammer) at 8.02am this Saturday morning and is still going for it. Sounds like it's at least a block away from us but loud enough to rouse Mrs Oakie from her sleep and utter a very rude couple of words to describe what she thought of the guy.

    Bet his immediate neighbours were impressed.
    As a tradesman please let me express this as eloquently as I can.

    Eat a fucking dick. 8am is fair game. None of us should have to wait longer than that for your fucking beauty sleep. Suck it up princess!
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  2. 19th March 2017, 21:15 #92
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    Do the dishes/laundry and bring her coffee .. ???
    Yeah ok. Let's call it that.
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  3. 19th March 2017, 21:17 #93
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    As a tradesman please let me express this as eloquently as I can.

    Eat a fucking dick. 8am is fair game. None of us should have to wait longer than that for your fucking beauty sleep. Suck it up princess!
    Monday to Friday ... sure. Saturday / Sunday ...not so much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    Yeah ok. Let's call it that.
    She clearly likes likes her coffee instant. Her dishes dirty and her laundry aired in public then
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  5. 19th March 2017, 21:50 #95
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    Monday to Friday ... sure. Saturday / Sunday ...not so much.
    Nah, rubbish. I like a lie in too of course, but if I have to work saturday I should be able to get it over with asap.
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  6. 19th March 2017, 22:01 #96
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    ... the all encompassing smell of stale dog shit in the air and poo flakes swirling like fecal confetti.
    You can probably get vaccinated for that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    You can probably get vaccinated for that.
    If only they could vaccinate against dumb as fuck antivax types.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    You can probably get vaccinated for that.
    Touche sir! I did LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    If only they could vaccinate against dumb as fuck antivax types.
    There are injectable lead pills available (of various calibres) that are suitable for these circumstances ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    There are injectable lead pills available (of various calibres) that are suitable for these circumstances ...
    yeah but its illegal to vaccinate some one with out proper consent
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