Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a sl*t.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a sh*t where you go.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache then!
CLASSIC!!!!
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your a***.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you miss-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants.
Man: You're pretty...
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty f***'n ugly.
Al
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Originally Posted by Macktheknife
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