President Bush has just released a statement following his investigation into the New Orleans disaster - he's blaming the whole thing on a Muslim suicide plumber.
President Bush has asked for pop groups to stage a benefit concert for the victims of New Orleans however Katrina and the Waves have been told to f**k off.
Five black men in purple dinner jackets & bow ties were found floating today under a pier in New Orleans. DNA tests later identified them as The Drifters. Rumour has it they were under the boardwalk, down by the
sea.
Hurricane Katrina, typical woman! When she came she was warm wild and wet. When she left she took the house and contents with her.
Two planeloads of volunteers left South Auckland today bound for New Orleans...to assist with the looting.
The Mayor of New Orleans has denied rumours the Mardi Gras is cancelled. He says he's expecting a record number of floats this year on Main St!
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