Do you service your own shit?

[Akzle]

As title/poll.

Just curious.

[george formby]

Since we had a problem with our sewer pipe I've had to polish my turds. Well, a gentle buffing, so they are more streamlined. The G/F refuses to climb back in if it blocks again. Does that count?

[AllanB]

I had a colonoscopy on Friday.

A fair bit of shit getting ready for that procedure ....

If anyone is interested the specialist provided me with a set of colour photos of the inside of my bowel.

I was most disappointed that he did not actually find a small sun up there.

[Virago]

I just flush mine. Someone else's problem - that's what I pay rates for.

Mind you, I did have an enema once - does that count?

[bogan]

I go with a courtesy scrub if there is heavy skid marking, just chuck some TP in if it is only light; plus closing the lid in both cases. I reckon that's not bad service.

Since we had a problem with our sewer pipe I've had to polish my turds. Well, a gentle buffing, so they are more streamlined. The G/F refuses to climb back in if it blocks again. Does that count?

Nothing wrong with a bit of light pegging bro.

[Akzle]

Since we had a problem with our sewer pipe I've had to polish my turds. Well, a gentle buffing, so they are more streamlined. The G/F refuses to climb back in if it blocks again. Does that count?

guinness and mince pies. hakuna matata

[Delerium]

As title/poll.

Just curious.

Are you talking about a bike or something else 'nudge nudge'

[george formby]

guinness and mince pies. hakuna matata

Fuck Axolotl, your a light weight. Guinness absolutely, any indecent stout for that matter. But the mince pie has to be curried, re-heated the night before, left in the microwave and eaten for breakfast. Seeing as it's stout and last nights curried mince pie from the chipper for brekkie, just before lunch time or you weren't really trying to enrich the brewers empire, then a side of over cooked brussel sprouts is mandatory, obligatory if you have stubborn G/F and poo shute issues.
Therein lies a happy maintenance schedule with minimal buffing. If it's an authentic Bengali mince pie then the occasional cardamom pod may need the edges buffed. A scholl foot scraper is perfect for this. My G/F has one.

I started off a bit harsh, sorry, your on the right track but I live in fear and can get a bit emotional. Keep up the good work and I commend your grasp of Swahili.

[HenryDorsetCase]

I had an enormous and very satisfying one this morning, with the latest copy of Performance Bikes in hand.

lovely consistency, hardly any splatter, easy clean.

So I'm going with yes.

[george formby]

I had an enormous and very satisfying one this morning, with the latest copy of Performance Bikes in hand.

lovely consistency, hardly any splatter, easy clean.

So I'm going with yes.

The perfect oil and filter change. Well done Sir, a sparkling sump and polished sump plug no doubt.

[Voltaire]

gewz and shit.

[Moise]

I had an enormous and very satisfying one this morning, with the latest copy of Performance Bikes in hand.

lovely consistency, hardly any splatter, easy clean.

So I'm going with yes.

Yeah, it always seem better reading a bike mag.

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[Honest Andy]

this should probably be moved to "exhaust systems"...

[Akzle]

i've been topping up my fluid with export dry. still smoking a bit. not out the back end, mind.

[Akzle]

Fuck Axolotl, your a light weight. Guinness absolutely, any indecent stout for that matter. But the mince pie has to be curried, re-heated the night before, left in the microwave and eaten for breakfast. Seeing as it's stout and last nights curried mince pie from the chipper for brekkie, just before lunch time or you weren't really trying to enrich the brewers empire, then a side of over cooked brussel sprouts is mandatory, obligatory if you have stubborn G/F and poo shute issues.
Therein lies a happy maintenance schedule with minimal buffing. If it's an authentic Bengali mince pie then the occasional cardamom pod may need the edges buffed. A scholl foot scraper is perfect for this. My G/F has one.

I started off a bit harsh, sorry, your on the right track but I live in fear and can get a bit emotional. Keep up the good work and I commend your grasp of Swahili.

tl:dr.

lager is the only thing that can neutralise a curry...


ps. i'm an alcoholic and wiould outdrink you like a fucken schoolgirl.