there once was a cowboy out riding the range on his trusty steed. suddenly, a group of renegade Indians popped up from behind a bush and captured him. They took him back to thier Chief who said
" we kill you in 3 days.. any last wish?"
the cowboy thought for a moment and said..
" i'd like to see my horse just one more time.."
the Chief agreed and had the horse brought in. the cowboy pulled his ear close, whispered to the horse, slapped him on the ass and the horse galloped away.
the horse returned about an hour later with a GORGEOUS naked blond on his back. the Indians thought
" Typical white man, going to die in 3 days and all he think about is sex"
next day, the Chief returned and told the cowboy
" you die in 2 days.. any last request?
once again the cowboy asked for his horse and again whispered in his ear.
when the horse returned this time.. he was carrying a naked redhead
again the Indians were puzzled
3rd day and the Chife comes back and says
" you die in morning.. any last request?
for the 3rd time the cowboy asks for his horse. when the horse is brought in the cowboy grabs him by BOTH ears and screams
POSSE YOU STUPID FUCK...BRING THE POSSE... P-O-S-S-E!!!
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