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    Favorite T-shirts

    Until yesterday, my favorite message T-shirt was one I saw, red with white block letters, displayed to maximum advantage on the broad chest of a big hefty young man:

    . . . . S A R C A S M . . . .

    just another service I provide




    My new favorite:


    . . . YOU MATTER . . . .

    well, unless you multiply yourself by
    the speed of light squared; then,

    . . . YOU ENERGY . . .

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    Best one I ever saw was a dude wearing a shirt with 'I ate Baby Kahu' on it

    fucking lol

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    I saw one a work mate wore .
    "I USED UP ALL MY SICK DAYS, SO I PHONED UP DEAD"
    I thought it was awesome.

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    my fav


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    A mate of mine had a tee shirt that read:

    'Save the krill, kill the whales!'

    He had to be a bit careful where he wore it...

    My favourite shirt had:

    'Doing my part to piss off the religious right'

    Which hardly caused any controversy

    I saw a good looking lady in the supermarket once with a tee shirt that had
    'All this! And brains too!'
    Which I thought was great cynical humour and a fantastic excuse to stare at her tits...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MENTAL490 View Post
    my fav

    I'd wear that to church
    I thought elections were decided by angry posts on social media. - F5 Dave

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    Saw a very overweight woman in town the other day. She was wearing a T-shirt with the word - GUESS - on it.

    She didn't seem all that impressed when I said 500kg.
    "Statistics are used as a drunk uses lampposts - for support, not illumination."

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    Mate of mine is 7ft and 150 plus kg...
    He was wearing t shirt that said"anorexia survivor"

    Also owned a T Shirt that had a picture of a vulture..
    Underneath it said " patience my arse....
    I'm gonna kill something..."
    Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Sichoe View Post
    Best one I ever saw was a dude wearing a shirt with 'I ate Baby Kahu' on it

    fucking lol
    I don't get it

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    I have always desired and for some quite unfathomable reason never purchased, a T with the old Norton logo.

    It is coolness in cotton.

    I may need to do some Googling tonight .....

    Maybe we need a KB poll: What motorcycle logo inscribed T-shirt represents the definition of cool?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    I have always desired and for some quite unfathomable reason never purchased, a T with the old Norton logo.

    It is coolness in cotton.

    I may need to do some Googling tonight .....

    Maybe we need a KB poll: What motorcycle logo inscribed T-shirt represents the definition of cool?
    beeza .

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    The one I liked but never bought:

    "Life is like a shit sandwich
    The more bread you've got
    the less shit you have to eat"

    In the 70s I used to have some slightly 'green' themed shirts from Crazy Shirts USA. (No, nothing to do with the political party.) Last time I looked Crazy Shirts were doing coffee scented shirts. Ah well - I only do wine and beer these days anyway.

    Only got a couple of motorbike themed shirts now:

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    There is a grey blur, and a green blur. I try to stay on the grey one. - Joey Dunlop

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    My favourite is "If you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges". I love watching people slowly mouthing "gullible" as they walk towards me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FLUB
    My favourite is "If you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges". I love watching people slowly mouthing "gullible" as they walk towards me.
    That's hilarious!!


    As to the motorcycle T-shirt, I come to this site for TeeZee's perpetual 2-stroke thread (I raced fuel outboard hydros long ago), and the best suggestion for a universal 2-stroke racer's logo I ever heard of (maybe here) was a photo of a 2-stroke piston with a big skid-mark down the skirt . . . .

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