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I'm a shit load better looking than the Batchelor nz.
49 and getting fat and Grey that's me.
So Dr spock with greasy hair was the best they could do?
Fuck these programs are for drongos. But shit on me.
But the gurlz aren't much prettier.
Did you see the lass who has been in the bush for years on stuff ? Dutch lass. Probably the best looking woman in nz currently. The curse on us to be decended from the English.
Don't you look at my accountant.
He's the only one I've got.
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If u want to see bad ...Type in Japanese tv...
Used to be good. U would get the local prostitute selling her wares , often with a free pair of panties and a photo if u responded to the ad
Then about 5 years ago they cleaned it all up
It's been shit ever since
Also if you actually investigate something you could face 10 years in jail.... If it's not the official version
On a plus side our politicians are ... Hubba hubba... yes pleasey lemon squeezey
( Mate and I were drinking a beer outside train station, like the homeless bums we are ...We , sorry ladies but, we were counting the ladies we would say yes to..... 90,%or more were pretty good looking and the beer didn't really have it's glasses on,)
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Mrs B has been watching bits of it. And swearing at the girls.
Fucking degrading shit - unsure why the girls have signed up other than a hope of a contract elsewhere.
"channellling the Pleideans"
one of the reasons that SWMBO and I get on so well is that she shouts "The whores are on" when she sees an ad for it.Originally Posted by AllanB
Its even worse than that "dating naked" show. No nudity. If ever there was a nihilist meme, and a metaphor for society, thats it.
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Good call Ax. Let's close this thread here.
In my defence, I was drunk. We should campaign so called news sites to never mention TV shows.
Don't you look at my accountant.
He's the only one I've got.
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Fuck yes. Reality tv is fuckwit central. Contestants and viewers.
One of the reasons I stopped watching the news was because of too many stories about the kardasians and bachelor shit.
Its a pet hate.
I mentioned vegetables once, but I think I got away with it...........
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I am innocent of any knowledge of this programme and will probably stay that way. I'd turn the TV off rather than watch it. As to the motivation of the 'ladies'? People have made careers following an appearance on reality TV. (And there's an oxymoron.) I assume this is how the Kardashians launched their careers? It is how Katy Hopkins launched hers as a renta gob. Although she must be looking up the barrel of bankruptcy currently with maybe a quarter of a million quids worth of legal fees having lost a libel case.
There is a grey blur, and a green blur. I try to stay on the grey one. - Joey Dunlop
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
TV programming has to pass this to be deemed "watchable".
Rule #1: Does someone get "voted off"?
If this rule applies, it's fucking shit TV designed for entertaining retarded cunts.
Sadly the networks like it because it is so cheap to make.
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Is close to home still on?
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I apply my own "ation" assessment. Is it humiliation and elimination for our titillation? If so it is nauseatingly unwatchable. It is a sad indictment on humankind that such programmes are so popular.
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When I was young, we had books...
Solar powered databases
And they were just as bad...
Seriously, look at books published about 100 years ago, all leather bound , but try and read one..
WTF
That's because many were monthly published stories...That continued from the last month..Etc
Same trashy stories as today ..Just in an environmentally friendly container
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Going back even further, those stories about that bloke who took all his mates to a desert and got lost for 40 years.... and that early version of Masterchef
feeding a crowd with a few fish and some bread.... that book is jam packed with Believe it or Not stories, then others copied the format and it keep the
plebs happy for years and years.
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Two Wheels or Three = FUN
Any of these "reality" TV crap so called programmes make me
So much so that I don't think I've even mistakenly changed the channel to one for at least 5 years. I wouldn't even know how BAD they are these days and it's got me rooted how the hell the TV channels come up with any sort of rating figures for this shit. Obviously there must be some tossing viewers out there that do actually watch but I'd rather stab my eyes out with a blunt Stanley knife. As for cooking shows....don't even get me started
ruddy bastard
actual cooking shows where the focus is on the cooking technique and how ingredients work together is ok.
not the excuse for drama most tv cooking shows have become, of course...
check out chef john with foood wishes dot com on youtuber, it's pretty informative / entertaining.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0F-xroK_Eg
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